@bentonmcclintock: @erwhon is here to rescue us New York!!!! #thankgawd #nyc #erwhon #importantnews

Courtney🍓 :

Thank god bc my limit was $50k so what a steal for $36k!!!

Jenni Farley :

Wait… I know this is satire but that place has a members fee?!

ericajoyliger :

The sarcasm is absolutely refreshing😂

alexismaxxed :

so dystopian

Carly Goldstein :

Cheaper to fly back and forth to LA every week for a smoothie

Carrie :

I was sick of Costco this is perf

Noon Abuelrish :

are these numbers real?! 😂 what does the membership even include? free groceries?! 💀 so many questions

krrn 🐝 :

The cheapest smoothie everrrrr I’ve always wanted to pay $43,000 to access smoothies

kri :

how did we survive for so long. Must have a smoothie at all costs …. 🤣 literally!

Ciara4044 :

36k!! That’s cheaper than school tuition. That’s such a steal!!! Thank God for the discount!

Miles :

Giorgio Armani’s last thing before he passed away 🥺

annoyingalexa :

Oxidized oxygen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

rachel :

This is the same government that gave New Yorkers a giant PIGEON statue

thanksjo :

Are prople unable to make their own smoothies? Seriously.

Marchelle.Marie :

Sarcasm is definitely one of my preferred comedic styles. 😭

juliaacaesar :

At what point is it cheaper to make the smoothie and get a sauna and jacuzzi in your house

Henry Mora :

How is this real

Thekittensareaggressive :

norcalbohemian :

Nikki :

30 thousand?!??!

Jody Tabitha 🍉 :

Do you have a coupon code for the membership? My limit is $32,000 annually for smoothie membership clubs.

Alex Roberti :

I was waiting for this

KIMROA :

I’m happy for you guysssssaaaaa

Bre :

we don’t have a single smoothie place in the city, erewhon is genius!

selina :

thank goddd the nyc erewhon isn't as cheap as the la one