Cinnamon :
📜 Hear ye, hear ye! 📜
Let it be known unto all folk, both noble and baseborn, that Sir Jack, of sound mind and resolute spirit, hath this day decreed a most wondrous act of renunciation. Verily, he hath smote the enchanted device called Snapchat, casting it forth into the abyss of oblivion!
No more shall he tarry with fleeting visages nor partake of ephemeral tales that vanish like morning mist. By his own sovereign will, he doth proclaim: “Begone, thou vexing app! Thou hast no dominion over mine hours nor mine peace of soul!”
Let the trumpets sound, let the town criers shout from yonder rooftops, and let the scribes record this momentous decree in the annals of history. Forsooth, Jack walketh henceforth unburdened, unbound, and free!
God save Sir Jack, and may his thumbs find nobler labors!
2025-09-06 00:55:58