@tater_the_bard: How to rage bait your dungeon master in d&d. This is for educational purposes only, if you actually do these my cat will break into your refrigerator and eat all of your shredded cheese. #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #dungeonsanddragons5e #dnd #dndjokes

GhostLeo ⚢｡𖦹°‧ :

what if im a Dungeon master that wants to ragebait my players?

ColeDeMole :

ok but do I level up? 🤔🧐

Nazzikene 🇪🇪🇪🇺 :

1 - kill character without them knowing... 2 - Every shop keeper is naturally excellent in their business convincing, even compared to adventures. Basically an auto fail. 3 - reroll. If they object, read suggestion 1 4 - let them write it down. 5 - trap for blinding them

kayla | the film lesbian :

ok but can i level up after all this?

2.ussy_hater :

No cuz my Dungeon master threw a 700hp boss at me (Level 4 at the time) because i lockpicked a door i wasnt supposed to. He said roll me a 100. I asked him if im allowed to use the D100 (yes, he has that), He said yes and guess what happened

howlsmovinganalbeads :

Thats nice and all, but do i get inspiration?

Cherry_Lauver :

All fun and games until they get fed up with you

⇂ᄅɾɐqoᙠ 🇺🇦 :

checking to see if any of my players are here. carry on

Brady McDade :

Hey remember that (random named npc from 3 sessions ago) can I talk to them

CalamityCrys :

have the shopkeep give the player cursed items for free 😌

Tristen :

The DC one made me twitch…

Guesswho22q :

Had someone my first time DMing decide he was going to be a loner that wandered away from the party before even meeting because his character flaw was "Lone-wolf" the other two players understood the assignment and accepted a bounty on the "Lone Wolf" who robbed a guy outside town. Needless to say that upset him. We don't talk to him anymore because of that

bagel :

I airstuck my teammates drove an explosive car into the same building and tried to blow up the boiler. He quit that campaign and started doing it for some irl ppl, and I wasn’t even a problem player at that table.

Sylvie Charlotte :

My party interrupts me so much with the “I have darkvision” thing when I’m describing stuff that I now actively say, “yes, I know you all have darkvision…” and then move on with my descriptions.

Ethan :

The spell dc one. Know your stuff or know where to find it.

Bexar & Moose :

I annoy mine by not investigating anything. Lol “you wake up after a loud noise and poof of smoke appears where you’re camping…” “I find eggs for breakfast” 👀

WolfOfTheBloodMoon :

You rage baited me by going 1 to 5 instead of 5 to 1 like usual 😡

Flying Turtle Bob 🏳️‍🌈 :

I like how you can see Mateo getting more and more upset during the video

Emberly :

yes but my whole party has dark vision so....

jimardary331 :

Remind them that they have disadvantage when they crit.

Toast :

Tim Swarley :

Bitte nicht Ragebaiten! Mein Herz ist klein und verträgt das alles nicht mehr

localskoomaaddict :

I really appreciate the work that you do

PinkFloyd :

I got the no-human PC crew this time around, so actually everyone has darkvision. Really streamlines things.