@easy_writer_: An eavesdropping dream if I’m being honest. FWIW, his date was unimpressed. #omg #dream #tea (also should I tell him I wrote a whole book about space history??)

Jman :

Whenever I hear conspiracy theories I always try to one up them. “The moon landing was fake” “oh you think the moon is real?”

AmyMarie :

I’ve had to sit at dinner with my partners family and listen to a conversation about 9/11 being staged- and it never happened. My father was in the pentagon when the plane crashed…. I think I bit so hard my lip was bleeding.

AgonyPrime :

Hold up your phone over the booth with a red flag 🚩 emoji zoomed in

💙 LisaFerrisStokes 💙 :

🤣🤣🤣🤣 did he also explain to his date that the Earth is flat?

missy_needs_a_cocktail :

Funny story, true story… I worked with a dude who believed that - AT NASA! 😳🫨

Cait💕 :

That face says it all 😂

Mars :

😐 poor woman. i hope she doesn’t continue to see him but also let’s just start saving women in public

kidjim25 :

Time for a step in gotta help that lady out

GeoloJess :

happened to me on a date once .. I'm a geologist .. I've handled moon rocks... man tried to convince me they were fakes from Antarctica

Arylwyn :

julysconn :

your facial expressions tell me everything

Sd❌ :

Wait….its not?

Jeri :

The last first date I overheard i wanted to save her SO badly. He went on and ON about how he enjoys 'deep' conversation and had nothing of depth of offer or say. Just how DEEP he was 🤣🤣 word salad. So painful, pseudo intellectual bull 💩

Burracuda :

How I would LOCK IN to their conversation.

Bud :

“Hey guys! How we doing? Anyone here need an angel shot?”

redbev :

some of best conversations my best friend and I have ever had were the car ride home after a silent dinner

MamaBirdieJalwar :

Naw I’m messy I’d have turned and made eye contact with her 😂 I’ve done that before when over hearing a guy yapping about himself that wasn’t helping his case. As they left (him first) I looked at her like 😬 an she looked 🫩 lol

D :

one of the things I miss doing with my ex is going out to eat and looking into eachothers eyes in shock as we listened to other ppls conversations 🤣

Whitney Christiansen :

OMG I once overheard a first date where the guy was talking about how he once had a PARASITE and lost a bunch of weight… after saying how he’s a health-freak ?!?! 😳🙄

fluffiestpanda89 :

Don’t be suspicious 😂😂😂

Jessica Erwin :

Birds are drones!!!!! 😂

AbbyDarkStar :

This is the time when it is appropriate for you to go, “actually…”

Jessica OverYonder :

Although at this point I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it had been faked

Lacey J. 🪞 :

I had a NURSE drawing labs on me tell me with full confidence the earth is flat…… still haven’t mentally recovered.

Lesley :

Oh that poor girl 😂