@chrisgeth: New special on 800 Pound Gorilla. Jokes, stories, probably overly-intimate examinations of why parents don't say "I love you" to their kids. Available for exclusive access viewing at the link in my bio.
“Thank the god I can go back to not believing in” is the realest thing ever 😂😂😂
2025-09-09 00:56:12
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Ash Maybe 🎀 :
One night I told my then 2yo son, “Good night! Sleep tight!” To which he then replied, “Don’t let the bugs get you!” Which is SO much creepier when you put it that way…
2025-09-09 03:53:12
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cryptid :
I babysat a kid that had a stuffed bear named Grayson. The kid always talked to the bear like it was alive, to the point the parents jokingly called it a "haunted bear." She never slept with the bear either. She would always have him sit in her rocking chair, facing her bed. One night, she woke up crying and called for me, and when I started comforting her, she said, weirdly calm, "Grayson is screaming." I literally got chills from the way she said it, then let her sleep on the couch with me until the parents came home.
2025-09-09 15:17:15
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Seth Hardy :
I legit would’ve been like “well funny you should mention, I passed a dark forest today, and I was considering going in, but now that you’ve warned me, I’ll be sure to avoid it, thanks buddy”
2025-09-09 02:32:19
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The Hey Man :
Ok that got me
2025-09-08 17:39:41
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tinkprime :
Once my kid said he wanted to play hide and seek where we both would hide under a blanket. I asked who would find us if we were both hiding and he answered “the ghosts dad. We say ready or not and the ghosts find us”……. Nope
2025-09-09 03:22:01
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May :
I startled my dad awake once when I was like preschool age. He said I was just standing there looking at him when he woke up. He asked me what was wrong. Said I responded “Daddy, would you be happy if I died?” He said of course not then I said “I hope they heard that” and walked back to bed. He said he stayed up all night after that LOL
2025-10-14 00:01:38
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D Rock :
Top tier advice.
2025-09-08 22:37:35
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Sage DosSantos :
When I was barely 2yrs old, my mom and I were home alone. We lived in the middle of nowhere. I was standing on the couch staring out the window into the darkness. My mom said, “Hey sweetie, what are you doing?” Without looking away from the window, I whispered “The wolves are coming, mommy.” We moved back to the suburbs with my grandparents a month later…
2025-09-09 02:50:15
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SchrandyMcSchrandface :
Was this recorded at the St. Louis performance? If so, I was there!
2025-09-08 18:39:51
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Just there :
Hell yea this is my goat
2025-09-08 13:44:02
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Bnl3478 :
This dude has the best podcast out there
2025-09-08 21:44:59
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Diogenes’ Bowl :
I slept walked and talked as toddler. I’d talk to the corners, yell to people who weren’t there, go up and down stairs. Freaked my folks out, but they didn’t panic. Pop was a biology teacher.
2025-09-09 00:42:04
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dysALEXia :
Thank God for moms
2025-09-09 21:53:49
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Pesky :
I relived my daughter’s Jesus moment. Thanks!
2025-09-09 12:00:04
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ZeroandJester :
Ive seen DinoTrucks wasnt bad as far as kids shows go
2025-09-09 12:25:38
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gigishea :
Woke up to a high pitched just outside my room door “mommy, mommy”.. knew it was my 7yr old but it was in the voice of nightmares. But of course as a Mother, I left my room, opened the door.. pitch black. Then the sound of smacking lips. Turned, and almost died seeing my child in the shadows less than a foot away smacking his mouth. Eyes open. Blank. Said “go back to bed, you’re dreaming” (I prayed”, he turned and left back to his room. I curled up in bed and stayed awake all night.
2025-10-24 02:54:43
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Pioneer Valley Witch :
mine dreams about Mario Kart 😅
2025-09-09 01:08:31
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łaney :
Dude. When i got my wisdom teeth taken out, I spent two days recovering and binge watched 2 seasons of dino trucks. It’s a great show 😂
2025-09-12 07:21:34
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dingldongle :
when my daughter was 2, she came out of the bathroom and said "why is that old lady always in there staring at me"
2025-09-29 01:45:10
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Eternalsc3 :
when the advice is sound
2025-09-08 23:40:16
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Grumpy :
I’ve had those moments 😳😂😂😂
2025-09-09 14:42:18
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Monica Ruggiero :
I feel like dad chats and chris would make a wonderful beautiful anonymous episode
2025-09-10 13:17:42
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user5471703557854 :
Yep. Been there. 😳
2025-09-08 18:19:43
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