@jellyroots: guaranteed million dollar idea #canonevent #storytime #narcissists #forthegirls #traumatok

shawn_ehf :

The man in question

AsparagusDaily :

What's that lip color? ❤️

your local cat mom :

he had a job! at domino's, so he always has a supply of young girls while he worked on his get rich quick schemes! (which was getting money from his daddy)

Tonio :

YoMamma:Ellen :

and they think they're an artist, but they never make any art 😭

Tielle :

Literally my dad 💀

Christian G :

I think I saw this guy on one of those HGTV shows shopping for a $3.5milly house

Isaac :

I’m so sorry, it seems you’ve met my father 🤣

Spicylolipop :

Lmao this is my dad but he had his own business so my mom stayed for 18 years 😅

Pedro Seidel 🇩🇪🇧🇷 :

It reminds me of a dude I got to know a while ago, that SWORE that he'd become rich by trading crypto working with his cellphone from the shopping mall or the beach. OF COURSE he's behind a counter right now 😂

eevee :

I avoided this type of man thankfully. for some reason these men are my sister's type 😬

grand.theft.austin :

The two point plan was a success! 😆

nah :

Wait what was step two I’m trying to write this down

Millennial Ms. Frizzle :

his name was Bryan

_whatfreshhellisthis_ :

Dude they never grow out of it either. I dated one when I was 39 (he was 44). Refused to move out of his mom’s house so he’d have free laundry service. The scheme was making housing layouts, like architecture software. He spent a grand at least and never made a dime.

Kiah🤍 :

what was he even going to do with that water?

sourpunch1976 :

Hey! progress is progress 💪 lol

AlliBMac :

Damn, do you know my ex-husband? We got together when I was 18 and he was 25.

LonghairLuna :

This but we acc DID live in a shed 😭

L P :

Distilled water can be purchased at the grocery store mind you

zan :

why you calling me out

Tuna57 :

Goals are goals I guess

Andrew Kenney :

I now have the sudden urge to go get a rotating whiteboard

irulean :

he yearns for a shed 🚩

JamesandHisPeach :

Unfortunately this sounds like something I would do, but not to get rich, just to feel a sense of accomplishment