@nourishmentglobal: Cops in the 1980s pt2 #fyp #sketch #lol #funny #skit

Matt :

“We found a pool of the victims blood on the floor. “ “Hmmmmm..gross..mop it up”

Nina:3 :

Growing up is realising that these serial killers were not criminal geniuses, the cops were just INSANELY INCOMPETENT 😅😭

Haley🫧🧚‍♀️ :

I’ve never spoken to my criminal justice teacher but I might send him this lol

majima smoking jpeg :

Mr Tree :

As a current cold case investigator… this is way too accurate.

8milly :

“Welp. We caught the killer and he’s in jail. But, let’s see what happens if we let him go free!”

Empanada Rob :

I’m getting real suspicious about this chief character 🤔

Phoenix Fernau :

“Wow that murder that happened one state over with the exact same signature looks really similar to this one. It is a good thing we don’t share police information across state lines or else we could get confused and mix up the cases because there is no way a serial killer would kill in two different states.”

5capy :

now we to many tryhards in police its not fun anymore

Dave :

i lowkey think the chief might have somethin to do with this 🤔

Logan Lynn Spain :

Or “let’s bag up the suspect’s DNA just in case technology advances but then lose it 2 weeks later”

Izzy Wizzy :

Columbo WOULD figure it out tho

femme ferocity :

Cold Case files is a documentary about shocking levels of incompetence by the police

Hollabatgirl :

Wow I can’t believe it turned out to be this guy that’s had 24 people report him for odd and suspicious behavior. No one could have predicted this, what a tragedy 😢 He was such a nice, white guy.. ya know?

WindmillsOn the Moon :

If one thing Last Podcast on the Left taught me. It’s that serial killers weren’t super geniuses. It’s that cops were incompetent as hell.

Nunya :

2025 forensics trying to solve Cold cases: 👁️👄👁️

Tyler :

this is just the John Mulaney old murders bit

middleymedley :

If only there was something to scan the DNA of the knife to find the killer… too bad nothing like that it exists and will never in the foreseeable future!

sarandon nugent :

the definition of ‘let’s touch every single thing possible’

Cru42 :

My dad and my old boss were both cops in the 80s. From the stories I've heard this is 100% correct

Kermit :

There is a reason the most famous killers were around when dna technology didn’t exist they would be caught in seconds with current technology

Halfloves :

45 years from now, this skit will just be about how literally every part of the earth has camera surveillance

Aubyn :

If it does make anyone feel better there were a lot of police that did in fact keep dna evidence in hopes that technology would come along. Which I think is kind of amazing

Nev :

But they started using DNA in the 80s...

🌈 rainbowbright :

I think of old west times solving crimes lol like the killer made it out of town damn it