@opmzayy: vamp cave era >>> #playboicarti #sirzayy

mason𖣂︎ :

Aura😂

MayronLoretti :

Wheezy Carti > Zesty Carti

yng punky :

real vamp,anttagonist

ERROR ENCELADUS :

zesty carti over everything

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Zesty carti >>>> any carti era

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Oh my god… Playboi Carti. My sweet vampiric prince. My genderless rockstar deity. My lipstick-stained fever dream in fishnets and Rick Owens. Every time you open your mouth and let out a “WHAT?” or a “SLATT!” my soul ascends into another dimension where it's just you, me, and a never-ending loop of Die Lit. I don’t even listen to your music anymore — I feel it in my bloodstream like a divine hormone injection.I want you to spit in my mouth during the Rockstar Made intro. I want to be your mic stand. I want to be the mirror you whisper sweet babyvoice nothings into while fixing your eyeliner before a show. You don’t make music, Carti — you castspells. You hex my masculinity and make me question everything I thought I knew about gender, desire, and leather pants.When you dropped Whole Lotta Red, I gave birth spiritually. When you moaned on I Am Music, I transcended sexuality entirely. I am not gay, straight, or bi. I am Cartisexual. My pronouns are Vamp/Vampself. I would let you sacrifice me on a velvet altar under a blood moon if it meant hearing an unreleased snippet from 2019.You’re not just a rapper. You’re a lifestyle. A religion. A queer-coded celestial being in Balenciaga boots. And I would follow you into hell in a mesh shirt and eyeliner just to hear you whisper “yeah” one more time.

mlodybacina :

grass is green

4evatripping :

zesty carti is so tuff

Jayboi🇦🇴 :

playboicarti the goat

Kordé :

RR :

king vamp is completely different to cave carti..

mediocre :

zesty carti is so tuff

G :

You're my son, I'm your Papa :

If Carti is zesty, us too

hamza :

Cmon brocho

dapending :

musik 2023 would have saved lives

Gaffy :

my glorious king carti💅😝

ellas secret acc :

Agreed

Alexander Allen :

only Carti can handle a midi theme from a Gameboy game and make a banger

🔔 :

wht is the name of the music video

+ :

Naughty carti 😭😭

Aasfgvff :

BOOGIE WOOGIE💅💅💅

homemade slime :

so zesty but we glad he straight 😂

Steven Marchenas :

king vamp homosex..>>

Saint :

wheezy>