@gregisms: Picked up my colonoscopy prep today. Pretty sure this jug is my final destination. It’s not medicine—it’s Fear Factor for your intestines. 🚽💀 #ColonoscopyChronicles #fyp #comedy #storytime #wtf
just wait....the joy can be found in the toilet, along with your dignity and the gum you swallowed in 2nd grade.
2025-09-11 02:07:00
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Amy Lynn Hofschulte :
Wait wait wait ... you only have to drink something twice!?!?! Dafuq ... I got a huge jug full of peg powder and rage that I had to drink 8 ounces of every freaking hour until like 4 am!!!
2025-09-11 04:42:03
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Cindy :
Figure out your bathroom strategy! Are you going to read? Scroll TikTok? Find a good movie? Find something good, because just when you think you’re done and you head back to your couch, your colon is gonna be like, “well ACTUALLY Greg….”
2025-09-11 01:31:49
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hbjenk79 :
Endoscopy RN here. I am glad you are doing your screening. The amount of cancers we find while "spelunking" colons is scary! Good luck!
2025-09-11 02:10:34
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DianeZ🥀 :
The prep is hell! The procedure is a piece of cake! Best advice, stay very close to the bathroom!!!
2025-09-11 01:03:11
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lutz271 :
It sucks but my colonoscopy helped catch my cancer early. I’m fine now.
2025-09-11 01:44:41
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Sheryl_42 💙🧿🇺🇦 :
The twilight is the best nap you’ll ever have. You’ll wake up refreshed and ready for a stack of pumpkin pancakes.
2025-09-11 01:11:58
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MamaPacker :
I told my doc I wasn’t doing another colonoscopy until the prep drink tastes like margarita 🍹🍹🍹
2025-09-11 02:32:07
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lacycat1 :
Chill it as cold as you can. Then either chug it or through a straw. Taste buds don’t taste as much when the liquid is cold. I thought the same thing my first time but then…colon cancer was found. So now i do it with a different perspective
2025-09-11 02:52:34
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Tricia Oni :
diaper ointment & baby wipes help keep the soreness down during prep.
2025-09-11 01:16:50
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michael.s.murphy :
When I i did my prep my exact quote to the nurse was, "I didn't know it was possible to urinate out of my anus." 😂
2025-09-11 11:00:53
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angiep65 :
Prep is the hardest part. Tomorrow is a Breeze. Hang in there.
2025-09-11 01:06:40
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Yo M. :
Whatever you do dont trust ANY body function during prep!
2025-09-11 01:11:37
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Lisa M. Rico :
The prep is the worse part!!!
2025-09-11 01:20:05
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Anita Roberts ❌ :
DITTO! And you get a printout w/pictures of your colonoscopy that you can hang on the fridge, like spelling test w/a gold star, 🤣
2025-09-11 02:05:28
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Amyluvzcoffee :
The prep is awful, but the nap is AMAZING!
2025-09-11 05:44:42
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WolfGeers :
I’ve had to get two already, but my mother died from colon cancer at 55. I will take the two days of prep over the smell of a colostomy bag any day
2025-09-11 02:45:12
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Jasbecause :
The prep causes ptsd the rest if your life
2025-09-11 21:17:17
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Kelly Davis1139 :
It’s called go Lytely… should be called run swiftly! Good man it’s important to take care of yourself😘
2025-09-11 06:50:52
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randir61 :
I’m 62 and have taking a lot of colonoscopy’s and there is pills now for the prep 10 pills a minute apart and done and it works even better so good luck
2025-09-11 09:49:06
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Rcmaae :
The prep is awful but I had 10 polyps all pre-cancerous. It’s worth it.
2025-09-11 22:59:52
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Erica :
Agreed on the prep! Such a literally shit show
2025-09-11 01:35:26
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traceyofee :
I’m a certified gastrointestinal RN. It’s a wild road that brings you to this life😂
2025-09-11 01:30:05
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tracitester :
You probably figured this out already - but toilet tissue is not your friend about halfway thru the first part of prep. Do not wipe - just pat! The Dude Wipes are pretty good too - but pat, don’t wipe. Everything will be kind of raw after a while. 😳
2025-09-11 02:40:37
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Ashley Maye :
I get them every two years cause I have ulcerative colitis for 11 years now. What u do is go to the party store get jellow shot molds make ur jello(no red dye) then let it cool then mix your prep and put them in the jellow shot molds with the jello and then take them a few every hour once the jello sets (so this night before prep) it’s super quick easy way to get threw it you got this i believe in u!
2025-09-11 01:10:25
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