@zachary.plus: also our uber driver had a subwoofer the size of the entire trunk at max volume the whole ride there

THESharkKing :

now that's a hook

Matthew :

The balltrasound is the most awkward experience ever

unendingride__ :

I also had to get an ultrasound like that. tell me why this girl had my jewels in her hands and she goes "...omg didn't I march with you in (college marching band)?"

NickS :

that's nuts man

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬 🧿 :

Great introduction, great hook, great sinker

jackson :

“It hoited, it hoited really bad”

Jimmy John’s :

“It hurted, it hurted really bad”

￶ :

reaction has me dead😭

Ivory :

“It went swimmingly” 😭

nobellium :

“Maximum security, you feel”

Nikki Leverett :

Drop them panties 😭😭😭😭😭😭

emp4.jpeg :

Your storytelling is immaculate

Chic'_and_Destroy :

"it hoited.. it hoited really bad"

logan :) :

callback to the planned parenthood story is unmatched🙏😭

amelie :

HELP I WAS NOT EXPECTING VIDEO PROOF

Keila <3 :

Thanks for sharing?

angelo :

being a human is humiliating

nanabug🐞 :

“So story time, my balls-“

☆ :

its always a bad sign when they say they'll see you right away 😭

☆simira ♡ :

at least the gel wasn't cold doe, some places dont warm😭

igotproblems :

You explain it the way Trump would have

memecat :

claudd🧘‍♀️ :

cassafras_tea :

At least the gel was warm it’s usually ice cold

the.real.woodstoock :