The Onion
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Tuesday 16 September 2025 17:00:00 GMT
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KingMeowWows :
Rock climbing when I see a suspiciously arm-shaped hole in the rock wall.
2025-09-16 17:06:55
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Nate Bradley :
news on the tv in the background of arrested development be like
2025-09-16 18:32:56
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Joey :
This is actually true
2025-09-16 23:31:54
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Scrumbles P. Abernathy III :
this is the kind of indepth reporting we need
2025-09-16 17:33:26
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joelspeaks :
to be fair at least this is true and somehow still less concerning than actual news
2025-09-16 23:29:16
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White Canary 🕊 :
PLEASE make a video on the giants one
2025-09-16 17:56:05
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nerisic :
New fear unlocked.
2025-09-16 17:09:20
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Hutch :
I knew it!
2025-09-16 17:21:33
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Tammy 🤣🤣🤣 :
noooooooooooooooooooooo
2025-09-16 17:23:00
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mctiktoklth :
omg, I never knew!
2025-09-16 19:56:17
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Directedbydani :
The statistics don’t lie. Read somewhere that 99% of the people who lose and arm used to have two
2025-09-16 17:09:17
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dog_water :
I’m curious about the 1% that thought it would happen to them
2025-09-16 23:57:28
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hasslehaugh :
mainstream media keeps posting all the good onion headlines
2025-09-16 17:07:54
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Nurfin 💜 :
I heard you can lose BOTH arms too!
2025-09-16 20:57:05
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bo220 :
💙💙💙
2025-09-16 23:37:46
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Naomi :
@Bionic Barbie 🦾🪲⚔️ 😭 I’d understand if you hate me for this
2025-09-16 21:14:36
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⚠️ Danger_Ranger⚠️ :
This is terrible, what do we do if we lose an arm? Will it grow back?
2025-09-16 17:06:01
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PILLOW :
This is just a plain old reality check
2025-09-16 17:06:34
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TL :
Happened to my buddy Eric once, stay safe yall
2025-09-16 17:16:51
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samsarah._ :
I know this is the onion but at this point I don’t think this video is satire
2025-09-16 19:15:18
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Martin K. :
I disagree. It’s not crazy you’re crazy I’m crazy we’re all crazy
2025-09-16 18:46:49
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user7500510777063 :
FullMetal Alchemist :)
2025-09-16 18:13:05
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bootytoucher29 :
I can find a needle in a hay stack. so if I lose one, I bet I could find it pretty quickly 😏
2025-09-16 17:10:31
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Mick_B_52 :
but what happens if i decide to cut my own arm off? will i still have two arms????
2025-09-16 17:09:44
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ıllıllı🄽🎧🄺ıllıllı :
I AM TIRED OF THIS FEAR MONGERING!!!
2025-09-17 00:22:23
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