@goodbyetwenties: Time to go find food that matches a 60 bpm tempo now. #satire #elementaryschool #schoollunch

My Wild Life :

this is a joke right?

nh_.0174 :

Sharon :

What?! No way this is real... please tell me this isn't real!

Tig oh bitties :

Is this a jokeeee😭

Elizabeth Riegert :

This is stupid I hope this is not a real rule

Evan Collins :

See you got me with the silent lunch. You won’t be getting me with this.

488yD34d :

Anything but gun safety

RinFtW :

Dystopian As F---k.

Megan Manchak :

Ain’t no way

Nicholas Handy :

They realise this is a choking hazard right?

user146372816362718 :

this can't be real right

𝚋𝚘𝚓𝚒 <𝟹 :

It's your person American?

Tanz :

This can’t be real

Suihku samuli :

I’am too european for this

Mille💗 :

Pls be a joke…

👀LAH :

This better be a joke 😭😭

່ :

✽ 𝓂𝒶𝓇 ✽ :

This can’t be real

bobisabuilderbtw :

But i thought lunch and break was “MY OWN TIME”

Mrs.Niall.Horan.93.Fan.Account :

Just take the kid out of school at this point it’s starting to sound more like a prison.

Whiskies :

That’s insane!!

Trin Baje Chris 🌈🌈🇧🇧🇹🇹 :

Right

KelBean618 :

If I ever had to work in a school cafeteria, I would walk off my job having to hear that everyday.

🎪🎠dave🎠🎪 :

I’m just gonna assume it’s a joke and scroll…

Paranorm :

I'm too British for this. and also. this is more likely to kill them.