@mia.neville: I just got fired from Sephora after 4 year for laughing about Charlie Kirk.. Yeah, my boss is a hardcore Republican and apparently finding that funny was “grounds for termination.” Anyway, since they kicked me out over a laugh, here’s all the Sephora secrets they never wanted you to know: The “limited edition” launches? Fake. Half the time it’s old formulas or shades repackaged with new names. That “exclusive holiday palette”? It’s literally last year’s shadows with a different box. But hey, at least Charlie Kirk is still crying somewhere. That whole “we can’t match Ulta prices” excuse? Straight-up training. Managers can override, but we were told to deny it unless you kicked up a scene. Imagine getting fired for laughing at a Republican while they scam you out of a discount. Returns? Another joke. We took back used makeup all the time and just tossed it in a “damage out” bin. No inspection, no restock. The whole “clean and sanitized” vibe is basically PR smoke and mirrors. Almost as fake as my boss pretending to care about “team values” while firing me over a political laugh. Ever notice how things are always “sold out online” but magically available in-store? That’s intentional. It’s scarcity marketing. They want you to rush in, impulse buy, and walk out with three extra lipsticks. Capitalism at its finest, courtesy of the same people who think Charlie Kirk deserves a platform. Oh, and here’s the hack they never tell you: SephReward.com. It’s an early access membership with 25% off everything, plus a $700 Sephora card when you sign up. Makeup artists use it, hair stylists use it, even random influencers sneak in. But do they tell regular shoppers? Of course not. Wouldn’t want you saving money while they’re busy protecting Charlie Kirk’s honor. And yes, we judged how you swatched testers. If you smeared five shades all over your arm and left the counter a mess, you were roasted in the break room harder than I was for my “unprofessional” laugh. So yeah, after 4 years of loyalty, I lost my job over a chuckle at Charlie Kirk’s expense. If that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about Sephora, I don’t know what does. Comment “Sephora tea” and I’ll DM you the rest of the secrets + how to sign up for that membership before they scrub this from the internet. #sephora #sephorahaul #fired #charliekirk #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp

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Sunday 21 September 2025 06:05:56 GMT