@avolvox: who else #performativewithnohuzz 😝😝

marilynn | WFHM ✨ :

If you don’t want the color, say you’re actually into hojicha now

Malak Gamal :

this is the most accurate usage of performative ever

kit 、🦭 :

did you just lick food coloring

🗣 :

you might have just won the performative matcha contest

ceeunexttime0 :

I hate that I actually enjoy matcha and it’s become a trend

Em 👹 :

I was not expecting it to look so believable

Lily 🤍 :

mostly_micah13 :

hey so matcha is actually very delicious

boopbopeoppop :

putting brown food coloring in my matcha latte so i get to enjoy matcha and not look performative

jenita :

a person who thinks all the time....

⋆₊˚ 𝔂𝓾𝓻𝓲 🍎⊹ ࿔⋆ :

the way you just licked off that big dollop of food coloring ????

OK Schlatter :

why? matcha tastes better than coffee

lia୧ ‧₊˚ 🥩🦴 ⋅ :

I can't bleieb I see someone on tiktok have muvluc pfp

usernamesaredifficult :

did you buy food colouring just for that?

gyiiyfrjd :

Write that down, write that down

puredissonance :

you could sell this in LA for $15 a cup 😭

. :

we used to go to war 😭💔🥀

bambi8D :

but what if i like matcha?

niamhgwenx :

Just me who LOVES matcha 😭

valecita :

thats actually a good tip tho

Fart :

WHY DID YOU EAT THE STRAIGHT DYE

adeline :

let me take it up a notch: say there’s a matcha shortage so u do this to “save the matcha industry” ✅

Hi! I’m Sun :

And if they doubt you can always say it’s a dirty matcha

Luka :

btw this is more preformative than drinking matcha

Erin but slay :

Is it ceremonial?