@offmenuofficial: "In your head, it's a bit of wood" | John Kearns on Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster 🧞‍♂️🍽️ John Kearns tells Ed and James about the lack of locks on doors in his childhood home... #offmenu #jamesacaster #edgamble #jamesacasterclips #offmenupodcast #comedians #podcastclips #comedypodcast #podcasts #fyp #foryoupagе #britcom #taskmaster #johnb

MJ :

John Kearns is like a human Winnie the Pooh.

kate :

I love John Kearns. So funny!🤣

briggsandternie :

His story about his partners Nan getting a dominos for her birthday nearly made me crash the car

Lu :

they need to come up with another concept to have him on again...he's killing me 😭

Apple User943525 :

I think episode might rival the Joe Thomas episode 😂😂😂😂

_whos.ace_ :

“You don’t put a door knob on every door” … “I think you do” 😂😂

Frilly Pink Records :

My parents wouldn't allow locks on the bathroom door. The rule was that if the door was closed you knocked. But literally *everybody* just walked straight in.

jessicahelenn :

I will never get over this episode 😭

devilishdeagle :

I thought only new houses had locks on interior doors to be honest. I wouldn’t go out my way to remove locks but if it’s only your family feels a bit overkill to add them. Always saw it as an American thing.

Kelly :

I'm a Gamble moustache fan. Just wanted it on the record.

Claire-Louise :

the 2 John Kearns episodes are my favourite, laughed all the way through

Noah :) :

PLEASE can we have the full video version of this ep like id acc do anything x

skrokster123 :

Bathroom locks, sure. Fine. Can we please get more footage of Ed and his extraordinary mustache?

Borzoi :

My room was locked from the outside 🙃

user8896817944156 :

john is wonderful 😂

Bronson :

Our house had no locks but it was just if the door was closed someone was in there

thecultivatingbao :

Sock on the door handle 🤔💭

st4rsinmyeyes11 :

Our house growing up was the same, still is now!

Ro Carey :

I also don’t think this is weird? No locks on our bathrooms either, the instinctive rule was if the door was ajar no one was in and if it was closed just knock

TDG93 :

sdub_4 :

The best episode of the lot

2324photography.com :

The two episodes hes been on are the best episodes. Third is Danny Dyer

Miggles :

interesting move from James to start podcasting with Guy Fawkes

Cee :

In my head - I'm drawing the picture. I have to keep erasing parts of this door because it keeps changing. Door open/closed. No doorknob/knob. Added sock/no sock

user5272538522602 :

My stomach hurts, I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂 love the pod so much