@agirlcalleddave: #Rapture #therapture #leftbehind #awkward #rapturetok

Clippy :

My cat is missing.

Jakob Schmidt :

Present 🤚

blueeyes :

Jesus came!!! he's here!!!

WalkingLiability🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 :

I forgot to leave cookies and milk out for jeebus so I’m still here 😁

ToxicDemon :

Marie__🤪 :

Maybe no one’s good enough,plus the cost of living crisis probably made it too expensive to take anyone

angelabarker6271 :

I had a bag full of money ,thats now disappeared 🤣

Lucifer :

Yeah still here. wtf

Danielle ❌🏳️‍🌈🇳🇱🇬🇧 :

I heard it was a test from God, to see if they would be ready when the real rapture comes 🙄🤦🏽‍♀

Helen :

who was actually raptured???🥺

Brazy :

Just sent you a message ☺

LauritzenogCo 🇩🇰 :

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have been waiting the whole day and nothing happened- 😳😳😳 I definitely not going to church on Sunday - me and Jesus is over and out 😇😇

urban duck :

bro it's like gta6 its gonna get delayed every year

wishfix :

obviously I wasn't a good boy.

Sue Lord :

Damn! They are all still here!

Ange :

its been postponed due to government funding 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Marie :

Be better, be kind

R'naye :

they were rejected 😂😂

Kevin :

I got raptured I met Jesus in God I had a cup of coffee with them and then they sent me back home 😳😂😳

Annmariesworld :

Im still here 😂😂😂

Nuggets :

our time is not God's time, we all just have to keep the faith 🙏

CAdogmom :

They all need to humble themselves

Wingsofabutterfly :

As a Christian, this is hilarious. You're right. People need to reflect and help others.

altronica :

Ive noticed a spider on my bedroom wall has gone. i chained myself to the plumbing in my kitchen . i just felt it wasnt quite my time to leave.

Emma Burke :

I was always safe 😂😂😂😂