@ixspacexi: They were trying to resurrect false gods and stuff #fypシ #conspiracytok #ancient #cults #creepy

Conor :

Ancient ? There’s a cult now that’s trying to create a giant primordial lobster 💀

Invadr_zim :

All for a good harvest that year btw

Payton Maddie :

Sacrificing 100 goats to summon “Evil-Murder Eater of Humans” just to ask for spring to start a week early

user3944083625095 :

DeathCycleLuc :

They was lowk bored asf

Sunny :

And they would sacrifice anything 😭

Pie 🥧 :

They thought they were gonna give them shi as a reward 😭

SedulousD271k.3 :

Mfs in Israel tryna do this today⁉

Soul :

they really was just trying shit and see what happens 🤣🤣🤣🤣

tehomm :

Their name would be “absolutely gonna edestroy you if yall summon me “ and they’d ask for like a month of rain or something

Literally Kolibri :

they thought the evil death god they were trying to unleash would spare them😭

Dusky🗡️ :

Would sacrifice 5 billion just for some good rain😭😭

. :

Ancient Egypt

journeywithjubei :

God is always watching

zaid.mm.alawneh :

bet they wouldnt do any of this if tney had clash royale

Eli_Uriel222 :

They DID bring them back. We just live in their world now, so we don’t know anything different.

user36911018512 :

summon a random demon and expect them to listen or help them💀

cecil :

you might be surprised this stuff is still going on harder than before

Dyd3k98 :

Honestly, sounds like a typical Friday night at my grandma's house 😂 Who knew resurrecting false gods could be such a vibe?! 👀

MR :

Uncs would sacrifice their 3rd born son on the third of the third month to try and awaken the devourer of worlds so they can harvest some extra wheat

Leg_B0ring ✝️☦️ :

israel

Bryce James :

Jesus loves you

dxfizzy :

like why would they even want something like that here

crown of thorns :

Gxoxo🪽 :

Did dinosaurs have a Jesus of their own?