@goodbyetwenties: I guess gelatin is on my shopping list now. #satire #schoollunch #elementaryschool #gelatin #jello

Team duck :

I guess I can’t drink water no more

Sonja.Th :

So the US is banning EVERYTHING in schools but guns??????

elainabergamini :

What the fuck.

Kaseyjay :

This can’t be real

𝔇𝔶𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔵 :

One question why is the principals signature signed as “signature”

ROXYY :

Trainspotter Juo - they/them :

What the heck. Please tell me this is a joke. How can you remove all liquid from food? What about kids with disabilities that means they can only eat liquid/mostly liquid foods?

bethanyb678 :

Sooooo US bans water and pasta sauce but not guns.. 📝

jammz.fortress :

That’s disgusting. Gelatin is made of ground horse hooves. 🤢

𓏲ּ𝄢𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮𓏲ּ𝄢 :

they will really be banning everything but guns

𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢 🦇 :

im getting pranked I know it

🐻★_₊~𝙻𝚘~₊_★🐻 :

then what do they drink for their thirst?

user8227995165239 :

What

Cray ✨ :

Omg it took me too long to realize this was satire 😂 WHY ARE THE KIDS RESTRICTIONS SO WEIRD THO 😅

QueenE :

How are NONE of you realising this is satire 😭

Emi :

Thats insane

🍸𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕗 :

I wouldn’t allow that

Renewed jesus :

Look at the hashtags it’s satire

Lacey :

Banning everything but guns 🤦‍♀

Andreina :

Is this ragebait

Tik tok :

They get paid to clean up

melissalee0721 :

cashmoney. :

tell the school to pay your shopping bill then.

️megan-rose🤍 :

I would cry if someone made my food a square

Jaden08 :

People are so gullable✌