@themeparkmom: Think you’ve heard every Jungle Cruise joke? Think again. These are brand new jokes straight from the back side of funny! 🚤🌴 Perfect for Disney fans who thought they knew all the punchlines. Come aboard for laughs you won’t hear anywhere else! #JungleCruise #DisneyJokes #DisneyComedy #disneyland #disneyjokes
Hi there! That’s me as the skipper, thank you so much for posting this! Glad you enjoyed my cruise :)
2025-09-29 00:29:00
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Dan Povenmire :
I know this guy
2025-09-29 03:08:26
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Daniel Gibbs :
A lot of those jokes were in the WDW script for years! They combined our scripts for the refurbishment few years back, and both coasts got A TON of new jokes out of it.
2025-09-28 05:18:07
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calikidpunk :
They have a script of over 600 jokes to use.
2025-09-28 15:21:13
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Blair Davidson :
I had him!
2025-10-20 16:24:35
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odinskyhammer :
i wish this ride wasnt as scripted like this skipper showed some improv could do it well
2025-10-14 20:29:30
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Dirty Pig AI ❌❌❌ :
He is a funny guy for sure!
2025-10-03 18:07:47
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𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓷✨ :
the amount of jokes they're approved to use is insane but they all stick to the same script.
2025-09-29 15:02:16
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364848364 :
I have never heard the rock jokes a lot of them I have heard before.
2025-09-28 06:13:51
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Jimbo🇺🇸🇺🇸 :
We’ve had that guy before. He is hilarious!! I like how he turned the wheel the opposite direction of the path.
2025-10-12 15:16:15
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Willowgirl :
This is my favorite ride and yes this is a great skipper!
2025-09-28 18:14:06
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myminimercantile :
Boy! He was awesome. Few weeks ago, our skipper tried hard but wore a mask. All you could hear was static and the teachers from the “Peanuts” ( mwum mum wah wah wah) it was the most disappointing ride we had.
2025-09-29 15:10:00
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Missy :
It really does depend on your skipper!
2025-09-28 20:03:43
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Anabelle :
We had the worst skipper on our last trip and it ruined the ride. Not funny and could barley hear him. He had no energy and I didn’t hear a single laugh
2025-09-28 15:19:38
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michelle319 :
This guys is good!!
2025-09-28 16:08:25
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Enchanted Tikis💙 :
did you know bamboo can grow up to 7 stories tall? that there is 8, thats whole other story
2025-09-28 07:19:04
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mookitano :
We had one and it got to the piranhas and he was waiting and nothing happened and he said “apparently they called in sick and no one thought to inform me” we also had a girl once after we got through the hippo/gun part. First off she didn’t have and caps in her gun so she just said “click, click” then she told everyone to be real quiet and we’d hear what baby hippos sound like. So we’re all quiet then she suddenly yells “Hey Ma!”
2025-09-29 02:44:09
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disney_therapy :
So true!! On Thursday I was on it during a delay and the Skipper kept everyone engaged & laughing during an additional 15 minutes! (Front side of rock 😂)
2025-09-28 03:09:21
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Rico :
Some pretty good ones… I like the repurposed rock jokes from the early 2000s
2025-09-28 22:07:52
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Behold, a Man™️ :
I also just went and our skipper was so good! She had this block cat eye sunglasses and reminded me a lot of April Ludgate from parks and rec, it was the fist time I actually laughed without forcing it on the jungle cruise
2025-09-28 16:47:24
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Michael Miyoshi :
Years ago (like almost 20 years ago 😅) we had a skipper that acted like the Crocodile Hunter a few times, like he jumped up on the crates and went “crikey!” And “wooooowww, she’s a beauty”. He was INCREDIBLE.
2025-10-21 02:02:42
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Cheyenne McKeag :
I love jungle cruise when the skipper is good
2025-10-27 15:45:53
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Cole :
MVP
2026-01-21 20:16:30
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trentaventigrande :
The night crew on this ride are always so much funnier
2025-10-23 17:23:57
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Bear Necessities Mom ✨🧸 :
So great!
2025-09-28 03:47:29
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