My brother who’s a welder just goes “I glue da metal”
2025-09-30 21:09:34
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The Texan Leftist :
The more difficult it is to describe your job, the less mission-critical it is (and by that metric, I'm in danger lmao)
2025-09-30 01:41:00
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DollarStoreJesus 🍉🇵🇸🔻 :
"At a high level" is the most "I swear my job is actually important" corpo speak I've heard so far
2025-09-30 16:57:32
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Dylan :
I always follow up with “What’s your job title”. If you can’t describe it in less than 3 words it’s a fake job.
2025-10-01 10:41:32
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SpecterN7 :
white collar jobs simply require a masters in power point
2025-09-30 03:26:40
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Yenabutts :
"I sell dirt" I work in a quarry
2025-09-30 11:30:08
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isla 🙂↕️ :
i believe if you can’t explain your job to a second grader, it shouldn’t exist.
2025-10-01 23:26:33
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kaylee :
I’m in marketing so I have to really resist the jargon and just say “yeah I do marketing like social media and events lol”
2025-09-29 23:11:12
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Luv Swagger :
Because white collar doesn’t do much so they have to use smart words to make their job description longer
2025-09-30 23:32:15
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BravoSM99 :
I love explaining my blue collar job in white collar speak. “I oversee and regulate the flow of production, by efficiently coordinating the movement of components in their point to point travels.” Translation: I’m a forklift operator.
2025-10-01 01:48:13
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belljar hymnal :
I understood so little of that....
2025-09-29 23:29:33
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Almand :
I can just say "I'm a software developer" now, but I wonder what kinda yarn I'll spin in 15 years
2025-09-30 06:32:36
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_cjm85 :
I analyze the needs of an evolving mission critical department and provide equipment tailored to their specific needs and requirements (I order tactical radios)
2025-09-29 23:29:09
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dior_aranel :
I’m a systems engineer. I make all the engineers play nice with each other
2025-09-30 04:22:34
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Gherkaderk :
"You call, we Haul" Ambulance life
2025-09-30 21:12:49
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Brodochip :
I just stand there and look pretty (pipefitter)
2025-09-30 16:27:23
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🦞🍉 :
i call them email jobs vs default jobs if a kid knows your job u have a default job if not u have a email job
2025-10-02 07:35:24
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BubbaThrifts :
WHEN are you and Erin going to finally put that meeting on our calendar!!!
2025-10-17 20:24:56
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unscrupulous_rex :
"I'm a consultant. Sorry."
2025-09-30 13:13:31
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MixedNuts :
They gotta make themselves sound useful somehow 🥀💔
2025-10-01 00:31:59
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🛩️⚜️🦌Urkund :
Without blue collar the world wouldn’t work. Without white collar the world wouldn’t work.
2025-10-01 18:46:15
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🤸 :
it is very satisfying to be able to have a job that little kids understand tbh. white collar seems like a deal with the devil 😭
2025-09-30 16:12:37
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User8268492)394 :
Some actors are so damn good that I just can’t stand the character they play 😂
2025-09-30 02:41:07
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StacyIsADude :
I have a blue collar brain in a white collar world… I find it physically painful to use buzzwords and i’ve been working in an office enviroment for 15 years.
2025-09-30 17:16:43
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mike🎅🇬🇷(#1 kratosmeatrider) :
Im an underwater ceramic technician for food safe containers
2025-09-30 23:16:23
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