@happyatheism:

Wisdomnut :

Have they considered that maybe the rapture happened and nobody made the cut?

speeddemon117 :

I'm calling it, the date is Oct 32

beulah :

Can’t Jesus just go on tv or online and let us know what up?

oligarchyditch :

there was a mistranslation. It actually reads "raptors are coming".

nope1234567899 :

Have they tried unplugging the rapture and plugging it back in?

ErinSue1313 🦄 ✨💖✨ :

Wait did you just 6….7….. bruh. The rapture is currently on 6….7…… 🤣😂🤣

HumboldtButterfly67 :

I'm fucking laying my clothes all over town.

Barry Man-O-War :

Just tell them they were correct , but they , along with us heathens , we’re not raptured

hanntastic :

Omg I said to my husband last week “watch them say they needed to calculate it based on the Julian calender instead” 😂😂

Juju :

did they remember to adjust for all of the leap years because there's been a lot more leap years than that

AMarie :

I'm not getting my hopes up again

Sean :

fml. Now I have to make another cake.

Roomerz73 :

The 7th is the first Tuesday. I’ll have to move my car so I don’t rapture during street cleaning. Ugh

HippieMeetsHood :

It probably was delayed because of a potential government shutdown

peteypete :

It’s definitely happening next Febuneverary

John Calve :

It’s amazing what people will create to avoid having to confront their own guilt and shame.

Boston Word Nerd :

Now, do they have contractors on retainer for moving those goal posts?

❌️ Rose ❌️ :

Another chance for peace & quiet 😂😂

HDScorpio :

6 7 🤪

Wendy 🆘🆘🇺🇸🆘🆘 :

Just make it freaking happen

Electric Souperman :

67

Jen 💙🌺🌸 :

Oh for f’s sakes!

Gemini Moon ✨ :

AikinutPGH :

Wait! Wait a minute! God is all knowing! Ain’t she?

Rachael6a :

I hate to break it to them but it already happened they just didn't get called