@youthpastorryan: An asteroid almost hit us a couple days ago. It likely saw earth and decided it wasn’t its exit. If anyone else is curious that other asteroid that could hit earth has now moved to just hit the moon. Poor guy did nothing but have us as neighbors. Enjoy this current event!

Riss✡️ :

That asteroid saw us and rolled up its windows, locked its doors, and kept going.

chefk100 :

Even asteroids don’t wanna be here!

Loki B. Mohammad :

Damnit, Asteroid! You had ONE job!!

Sir Perfluous :

The asteroid "naw that place is cringe"

Anika :

IT HAD ONE JOB

🖤🖤 Natalie 🖤🖤 :

Was that the rapture everyone was talking about?

jamoore89 :

does hollering "come back" help?? cause ill start screaming..

Chris :

Nick :

I CANT EVEN GET AN ASTEROID TO SHOW UP TO A DATE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

mod2m214 :

🤔Missed us or rolled its windows up locked its doors and sped off 🤔

Twitch :

In the immortal words of Rose Dawson, “come back. Come back!”

Kalen Anderson :

apparently it missed us by like 840,000 km (that 459,316,951 standard refrigerators for my American brethren) which doesn't sound close, but apparently it is

Chadderton :

Rae :

Why can’t us old folks catch a break?!

Raven Shade🆘🇺🇲 :

When I was a youngling, I thought crop circles were targets for asteroids...

Darkness Moon :

so thats what this was

G.I. Robot :

Maybe it’ll come back for on of these…

Kyle :

Thats great, perfect even

Rose Felix :

Baby come back 😭😫

Mashley Davis :

“An asteroid missed us”

IntellectualBarbarian :

You had ONE JOB!! AND YOU FCK IT ALL UP!!

Casey :

The Mask Tiktoker :

That asteroid knew that Donald trump was president and decided nope I’m not going there

Tw0_Baby_Seals :

DID IT THREAD THE NEEDLE? becUse if it didn't it will swing back around 2035

MysticRuneBorne :

Me to the asteroid: “where you going?”