Instead of saying "He ate and left no crumbs" say "He did consume every morsel, sparing none behind"
2025-10-16 18:48:04
11854
Wadÿe :
We all read those with an accent
2025-10-16 07:46:30
94956
𝒥𝑒-𝒵𝑒𝓊𝓈 🇲🇽 🚩 :
Instead of “weird flex but ok” say “peculiar boast but alas” 🧐
2025-10-16 12:47:48
26082
qu4ylo :
The fact that ppl in that time period spoke so articulately but were the dirtiest Mfs alive
2025-10-16 14:21:16
19436
⋄ :
Instead of "Periodt!" say “This discourse has reached its logical conclusion, further debate would be redundant.”
2025-10-16 08:05:58
12097
Orwell_was_right :
I’m going to have to carry flash cards
2025-10-16 06:11:08
8689
kindnesskatana :
Instead of saying " I feel more classy after reading this"
Say " Such words do awaken a finer taste within me"
2025-10-16 17:40:35
38793
RL_3193 :
How I feel after reading the comments
2025-10-16 15:21:15
22510
𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕃𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 :
Henceforth, I shall incorporate the ensuing phrases into mine every day's discourse, paying no heed to the judgment nor the counsel of any other soul that doth stand nigh unto me.
2025-10-16 02:11:31
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el_cocho_pesado :
Istead of saying “gimme all your money!” Say “UNHAND THY CURRENCY AT ONCE HEATHENS”
2025-10-16 20:12:04
7788
Staples :
instead of “pls 😭😭” say “I beseech thee to cease, for I can bear no more mirth”
2025-10-17 01:13:45
2633
oxfordcomma :
By my troth, my little brain is aweary of this linguistic maneuvering
2025-10-15 22:34:38
1125
Jaycee :
why am I saying these in a British accent😂
2025-10-05 09:03:34
7333
Tatiana :
Instead of saying I will wait say, “ I will demonstrate exemplary patience.”
2025-10-16 06:36:38
2783
Akira._R0 :
These comments have me like:
2025-10-18 14:19:09
1200
Mikeia 🇪🇹❤️🇨🇦❤🇬🇧፨Turono፨ :
The Post Has Renderd me Most Amused.
2025-10-16 02:32:21
1904
Sir kit breaker :
Quite exquisite, my good man🧐
2025-10-05 09:33:56
1555
Nodnarb :
Instead of saying “THIS IS KILLING ME” say “This has seized my course of existence”
2025-10-17 13:40:49
5126
Goya :
Many thanks, good sirs and gentlefolk, for bestowing upon us these most eloquent utterances! Henceforth, I shall endeavour to weave such refined phrases into my daily discourse, for the common sayings of old now seem far too pedestrian for my distinguished tongue
2025-10-16 07:32:05
610
One Relyvant :
Why am I reading all of thy comments in an accent I knoweth nothing of?
2025-10-16 17:44:37
4404
본지에 :
Instead of saying "I'm Fine, Thank you"
Say "I was Astonished by your Kindness, but I'm Gladly refusing it".
2025-10-05 11:15:40
3519
snow :
instead of “what the hell?”
say “what in the nine blazing realms of hades is this absurdity?"
2025-10-16 15:31:22
2722
aprilmatheson_ :
Come at me bro: “Advance most vigorously in mine direction brethren!”
2025-10-16 15:26:31
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