@dramionegirlie0: “Three weeks later, Hermione’s intellectual curiosity had morphed into something slightly unhinged. Even the most innocuous of activities sent her brain sprinting to the alleged attributes of Malfoys’ trouser snake. She thought about it as she was peeling her mid-morning banana, or when she was completing her weekly wand polishing.” 🤣 Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis •ChaosAndCrumpets (Perfect balance of comedy and spice) 👀🍆#dramionefanfiction #dramione #dracotok #hermionegranger #dramionefanficrecs