@nardo.polo: 💥 BOM Accuracy Upgrade 💥 Breaking news: The Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) has dramatically improved its accuracy rates. How? By focusing exclusively on looking backward. That’s right — they’ve decided to only forecast what already happened. At last, 100% accuracy achieved. Sometimes, the best way to predict the future... is to wait until it’s over. #NardoPoloX #Australia #BOM #Weather #ForecastFail