@erikjohnisback: Sleeping during the day, travel by night

kat 🐈‍⬛ :

they fr think it’s Gotham 😭

Halspals 🇵🇸 :

This is how people from Illinois that don’t live in the city talk about Chicago

Tyrese :

“scientists say there may be more” 😧

Uni Does Stuff :

This is how Hank talks about Dallas in King of the Hill

🪓 :

Cartman talking to butters about Denver Colorado

Nicole • Traditional SAHM :

My dad when my husband and I went to San Francisco for a wedding last month (we stayed at the ritz)

Anang :

Sicario soundtrack starts playing

BlakDolphin30 :

Meanwhile they're going off of the reputation that NYC hasn't had since the 60s-90s

BrotherTumnus™ :

As a gay man who moved from Appalachia to NYC, I can confirm that this is basically what they think

Paul Costello :

Heard the same thing before moving to Australia

Rosie the Corgi :

This is how people in Tulsa talk about other cities.

Bkalski :

This account has a goldmine of what SNL needs

Red Crow Speaks :

"sure we have more shootings and overdoses in our country per captia but ITS A CITY!!😱" place I grew up of 12,000 had more overdoses per capita by March of last year than the city of 234k I live in.

narcissistic dumpster fire :

I woke up my cats laughing so hard at the last line

Autumn Sunshine :

Moving to the vaguely downtown part of the city we both live in vs the vaguely suburban part of it

Resting Beard Face :

I was born and raised in this dystopian hellscape, stay frosty boys

bitterdos3 :

Charlie Pawlak :

was about to move to Chicago before things fell through and this is exactly what I had to deal with

Dan :

When I moved from Iowa to Chicago 💀

sarah :

Me with Seattle

Kev :

How rural Minnesotans discuss Minneapolis

ClaymoreRoomba :

How does he know cargo shorts aren’t in fashion? Uncle has a secret

philbuildthefuture :

Chaotic hellscape every day. Makes Vietnam look like Disneyland

Sha :

I travel to NYC a lot because my husband’s work is based there. Me, sitting in Bryant park, feeding a pigeon, sipping a matcha, waiting for my ‘yoga in Bryant park’ class to start. Mom calls me: “ARE YOU SAFE?!”😆

Unkle Memez :

His Son: