I participate in performative stress so people leave me alone. It actually works and prevents stress because I can actually get stuff done.
2025-10-09 22:20:28
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stew_hashira :
The fact that they are ALL Project Managers 💀
2025-10-09 17:31:20
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otto kahn :
bro i might do 1-2 hours of actual work in the office. it is just like office space
2025-10-09 20:11:00
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Roope :
NO you gotta get a SMALLER calendar so it always looks like you have a full plate
2025-10-09 21:13:46
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ProlificProfanity :
I know this is satire, but this happens because we’re stuck in a boomer-model of business where worshipping work hour norms is more important than results
2025-10-10 01:36:52
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Midshine :
There’s many of us pretending to work because there isn’t really that much to do… 😳
2025-10-09 18:19:06
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BlessedGuy :
This is the point of RTO. You can’t really be productive unless your Boomer boss can SEE you being productive. 😭💀
2025-10-09 19:28:40
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Wangisa Ngala :
This is something so George Costanza
2025-10-09 16:59:04
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cruciferousvegetable :
I bought an iPad Pro for productivity. That was in 2020. I have used it exclusively for watching TikToks and Netflix
2025-10-09 22:59:31
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Quinn🇨🇦 :
I believe corporate speak also falls in to this. using alot of words and saying nothing
2025-10-09 20:36:15
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Caviliz29 :
I schedule my lunch, timesheets and payday on my calendar to make it look like I’m busy 😂
2025-10-10 03:43:53
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Bandy777 :
when you can literally complete all of your real duties and tasks in a couple of hours you have to fill the other 6 looking productive 🙃 40hr weeks are antiquated
2025-10-09 17:15:38
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kjs :
my bosses do this by calling endless meetings where nothing of value is actually discussed
2025-10-10 05:16:59
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tresh :
Productivity-adjacent 😂
2025-10-09 17:04:56
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Neptune :
“Productivity ADJACENT tasks” 😭😭😭😭
2025-10-10 06:50:18
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voidos :
Scrolling the book killed me
2025-10-09 16:25:08
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Lauren :
Just walk through the office really fast with papers in your hand
2025-10-10 02:44:29
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Joschkiin :
What do you mean a new phenomenon? 😂
2025-10-10 07:18:45
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Danny Silvertone :
“I’ve been scrolling a lot of books” lmao
2025-10-10 04:06:05
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Mik :
Nah, this has been around since they invented office buildings
2025-10-10 05:01:36
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Hancock :
my ADHD brain when, "this will help me more productive!"
two months later, "oh, I forgot about that."
2025-10-10 04:18:13
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Major Marty :
“The lets get this money guy” is very relatable
2025-10-10 02:32:45
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David Hsu672 :
If it wasn't true, it wouldn't be so funny 😂
2025-10-09 20:57:26
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ItsAMe :
This office is too open. No walls or cubicles, I don't like it
2025-10-10 02:19:16
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herb :
NOW I understand what I do everyday.
2025-10-10 01:42:30
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