@barnaclefoods: People of the internet: “What does it taste like?” Us: “Crunch.”

💀 :

People just say "umami" when they don't know what is tastes like😒

bbq_isgood :

I hate the word umami, not because it’s Japanese but because what the hell does that even mean? We already have a word for that taste, savory.

Johan Ortiz :

people piss in that ocean btw

noctisseriechicken :

Coolbats :

Edited like a bill nye episode

lani🥪 :

so…what does it taste like ??

cloudE :

I’m guessing it legit just tastes like a sea salt pickle..

⭐️ Elliot ⭐️ :

Do… do people not no what umami is 😭

V Editz🐐 :

Only 2 sold btw

LaConchaConejita :

have yet to see them actually chew and swallow the kelp so it's making me doubt it's actually good [cry]

Mojo :

Why does it kinda sound like a shield potion on Fortnite

Gavintino :

I feel like it would taste like black olives

fineapplecrush :

Justin :

говноед :

это сколько в кишечных палочках?

MannyDaGoat :

Jamel +*🐝 :

микро чел :

ало кишечная палочка, да да присутствует

sam.pozz11 :

What is umami

Joly :

Mommy?

sarah :

extra long olives?

corcor 👽🥝 :

can u compare it to a similar food damn

serenity_the_scientist !!🫶😜 :

So does it taste like pickles?

💎𝐵𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔💎 :

I wanna eat it plain tho

⚡ BenGali ❤️ :

kelp under a microscope 🔬