@dirtunderurshoe: god forbid a girl be friendly

makeit2091 :

That ain’t arrested bruh

Shula✨🌸 :

Umm so why is no one wondering why ur arrested!!!!

avas.archives_ :

when i was on a stretcher and the paramedics had to lift it to go down a curb i asked if i was heavy 😭😭

♡︎𝔼𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪♡︎ :

If I go to jail remember to talk too much so I can get my phone

Mr.Ubo🥸 :

The police officer

dani :

omg doctors and nurses hate to see me coming fr ion shutup im sorry

ᓚᘏᗢ :

the police officer after you asked how he met his wife

Matthew :

I just want new friends man, I find your job cool

🌱eressa :

he started snap chatting my friends back

Sameerah ♥️ :

the police officer to you

feral_dearest :

I had surgery a few years ago and asked the nurse watching over every few minutes, “am I alive?” and she was like yes you’ve asked me that a few times already 🤣

Kirsten Leigh :

I talked in CIRCLES to those cops idk if they loved me or hated me 😂🤷🏻‍♀

.user.not.found :

now what did u do queen

𝓚$ :

Make ✍🏼 sure ✍🏼 to ✍🏼 talk ✍🏼 a lot ✍🏼

ghostplant2 :

In the car a cop tried playing country music to make me shut up and it just made me more mad. 😂

magicalfairyshartz :

This is hilarious

shey 🕸️ :

I got arrested and I gave them career advice cause they didn’t know if they should switch counties 🤣🤣🤣🤣

tiktokthrowaway :

what'd you do queen?

sunny🧸 :

i deadass started looking for the phone he gave u and realised LOLL

Bee :

this happened to me in the psychward

ゆあ :

Me but they never give my phone cause I’m always asking “can I have my phone now”

jess :

they gave me mine bc i was panicking so bad

🩷S🩷 :

Jackie🧿🏳️‍🌈🫶 :

Nah bc why is this so accurate