@josh.summerhays: You better leave….

adam🏹 :

Results may vary depending on color.

Seabass :

"only one of us is going home tonight" cause im going to crash at my friends place

llsacksonll :

“I’m the only one making it out of here with one piece” as I give him two slices of pie

Just_Octo :

"everyone sure is gonna miss you" as I remind him he's retiring soon

Smartest_Idiot :

telling the cop "You're family will miss you" to remind him that if he doesn't leave in time he'll be late for dinner with his family

USN Humor :

“Happy birthday, Officer!” I say to confuse him before impulsively reaching for his service weapon

daryltheng :

"did you say goodbye to the wife and kids?" as i took him to an all expense paid cruise.

wallerballer99 :

"Catch me if you can" I say before patiently waiting for him to tell me what HIS favorite movie is

Andygahh :

"You're about to find out who I am." *Gets ID*

ROXYPOO :

Your goanna regret pulling me over. (He has to do paperwork now)

greenhood10 :

“TODAYS YOUR LAST DAY!” (I’m manifesting his early retirement)

Luke van niekerk :

and now he's playing rain bet😂👏

bryson ☭🔻 :

Times almost up, Officer

_parhelion :

Demarcus junior the 3rd :

“It’s over.” i say because the cops shift is over

Kylie✨ :

“Results may vary” ahhh

savagegardengnome :

telling the cop "you're gonna die" (i'm reminding him of the fleeting nature of life and how in the end death comes for us all)

Raoul Wallenberg :

"Get ready to meet Jesus" I say as I reach for my pocket-sized New Testament

scott :

"I'm not going back!!" my id is in the backseat & it's a pain to get to in the coupe.

BryanShip🚢 :

I appreciate your honesty son

Cosmic Dot :

“End of the line for you pal” I remind the officer hits tank is low

Froglight :

“Prepare to be carried by six friends!” I dabble in spontaneous prophecy and his buddies are planning a surprise birthday party.

Sweet Souvenir :

“You should’ve called in today.” As I worry about him taking a mental health day.

goofy36479 :

“Your gonna meet your maker” I say as I surprise him with his parent

ROXYPOO :

One of us isn't making it home tonight (Im staying at friends place)