@zuhuai.reid: sometimes i want to yap but i feel like i lack people i can yap about my hypothetical p3n1s to… #fyp #06 #imsosorry

a.ryyyan :

who starts a conversation like that i just sat down

Robbie :

I mean I wouldn't know how it feels being self conscious about a hypothetical one because... well because I have a real one. But definitely any time I wear stiffer pants and I get a little 'pants b0ner', I feel self conscious about it if anyone is even remotely looking in my direction. Moreso women I guess, since men generally understand what's happening.

Noah☆ :

huh? 🧍🏼

dbsianducjebenalkcig :

i cant lie that opening line is a great attention grabber

yng_tng :

This is a wild post to wake up to

hapyjone :

This has happened to me and I asked the person staring why were she looking so intensely and she said: im trying to figure out the size, and I stood up and left

CommetTheFrog :

what an opener

Pablo Angulo :

Freud would be proud

Jesster 🇨🇦 :

It’s too early for this tiktok

999mrks𖣂 :

This was a rollercoaster to watch😭

nic :

what a lovely intro!

Jonny :

lmao id have been worried my zips down or theres a hole

iartzme_ :

What's your MBTI girl? I need your energy for yapping! 😂

Tristan :

Thank you for sharing, I have the same experience sometimes but I should preface that I do have penis

Lawrence :

atp what is reality🤯

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OathOblivion :

That’s a interesting way to start a video

Bruno Ghais :

what an odd way to start a conversation... didn't know overthinking could create hypothetical p3n1ses 😅

Darkstones :

Do girls check out a man’s area?

dice🎵 :

Huh 😅

Sean Chef :

"hypothetical" righto

Tadayou :

i think you just had it on your mind for some reason and anxiety brought out a random nonsense thought. Could also just have been an intrusive thought.

notbrian73 :

Crazy intro but yeah overthinkers and assumers need to dig themselves a hole respectfully 😂

Nathan :

hahahaha