“You’re NOT my best friend”- my toddler randomly saying this daily
2025-10-21 19:05:42
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flyindutchman06 :
“Dad stay upstairs! Never come down until you’re like papou” (grandpa…he’s dead) this was unprovoked at 5am
2025-10-21 13:09:42
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JH :
My 3.5 year old tells me everyday she’s going to take me to jail 🤷🏻♀️jail is her bedroom 😂
2025-10-21 17:10:58
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🐚🐝 :
“Mom your singing is really hurting my eyes” oh ok…?
2025-10-21 20:56:53
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Care-Co-Lin :
3 year old “I love you mommy” Me: “I love you too” 3 year old “Don’t say that 😫“
2025-10-22 01:41:43
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Casey Stillwaggon :
“Mommy you stay here and I go to work…ok?” I mean deal buddy.
2025-10-21 14:17:18
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Brittany DePalma :
Us leaving the trampoline park today. My 3 year old: “you’re a mean mommy” me: 🤔
2025-10-22 01:02:07
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Lina :
my 3 year old randomly told his dad "I don't love you I only love mom"
2025-10-21 23:51:28
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Maura Cutler :
“ and don’t never do that ever again mom in your life “ me just existing 😅
2025-10-21 16:57:55
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Brooke ✨ :
Mine says “you’re not my best friend anymore”
2025-10-21 20:41:22
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Geena Stenhouse :
me dancing to a song, my 3 year old.. "mom stop dancing"
2025-10-21 17:40:56
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whitneyterese :
Husband, talking casually with me. Our son: “don’t talk to my mom!” 😅
2025-10-22 18:53:53
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Chelsea Money :
My son yesterday said to my husband, “daddy, do you know what I just love?” My husband: “what buddy?” My son: “mommy”
2025-10-21 13:22:13
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B :
He been watching you since your kid was a baby because my kid was also a baby at that time and I’ve related to your content ever since. 😂
2025-10-21 23:33:17
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Lyss🦋 :
How did you get this video of my son!!!?!?
2025-10-21 17:47:23
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ThisIsn’tAHuffle :
My son just turned 3, can confirm this is real.
2025-10-21 13:18:37
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brenna :
“You’re NOT putting me to bed” like okay queen sounds great
2025-10-22 18:33:45
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LL COOL MOM :
and that's usually when I follow them because that usually means they're in the middle of doing something they know they shouldn't be doing lol
2025-10-21 17:34:19
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Steph Doyle323 :
I get 'you are not my best friend, your grounded' haha xx
2025-10-21 14:03:33
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Emily Thompson :
This is so funny bc everytime my 3 yr old gets upset with anyone (including us) he uninvites us to his birthday party (8 months from now)
2025-10-24 03:02:37
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Meowzer :
“No, you are not allowed to talk” I get that one sometimes
2025-10-22 15:46:33
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CeBoHy :
We’re getting this at 4. Our son wasn’t happy with the after school snack his dad brought so said he needs to get a new one from the shop. When told no he said “well I don’t like your hair daddy”
2025-10-21 18:42:41
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Dani 🌟 :
My son used to tell my husband to go back to work 😅
2025-10-22 12:27:27
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KayVee :
“I’m NEVER talking to you again! Never never never!!” Talks to me less than a second later. 🤦🏻♀
2025-10-21 23:50:06
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Jessica Krieger :
you forgot the "want some of that" while pointing to your bowl before they tell you they don't like you.
2025-10-21 13:17:57
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