walkingauditor
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Haze :
it’s like they want to arrest him like that cop is doing everything in his power to arrest him.
2025-10-22 16:02:26
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drpump19 :
Now that we are older I’ll admit that we couldn’t afford running water so we got a lowes 5 gallon bucket and all 6 of of used that as a potty. And when it got full we’d tell our mom that we needed a trip to Lowe’s and then she would take the bucket and pour it in our backyard. Well after a while we ended up with a pretty sweet hill in the yard that we would all slide down in the rain and we would play war and cover our faces in the mud. After a while my mom decided it was better if after each poop we put it in the freezer so it would get hard. After the poop would get frozen she would dip it epoxy just to build a few layers of it up to preserve it. Our entire basement was full of fully preserved dookies. If a poop was especially memorable or something she would write the date on the dookie. I thought this was normal until I was in highschool and one summer we cleared out the dookies in the basement (we got a storage unit we are not crazy) and so when the teacher asked what I did that summer I explained I cleared out the dookie room. And yea I guess nobody else has a dookie room. So now I’m embarrassed to have people come over. Once I had a girl come over and I was giving it to her good and then she felt something under the pillow and she thought it was a uh lady device and she started using it as one and I didn’t wanna tell her it was my now deceased mothers birthday dookie. Once she was able to finish she looked at the “device” that caused so much pleasure and saw it and she she asked what store I got it from. I panicked and said a French store called còlon and she asked to keep it. Never saw her again. Yeah now that my mom passed idk if we should keep on the tradition or not. My sister has started also freeze/epoxy saving her monthly uh deposits. They kinda look demure we’ve been using them as Christmas decorations and it very fire. I think maybe I should open a store and sell these as unique pieces
2025-10-22 16:45:04
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