@sassymedia: A dad who gives birth! 😟

crates_n_halos :

Goddam! Those things ain’t ever going extinct.

ryan :

Child support is gonna be crazy!

𝓐ii𝓝 🕊️ :

" u are first or middle child?".. no, i'm a 875th child

goreconnoisseur :

that's gotta feel good

b ᥫ᭡ :

“how many siblings u got?” “damn idek”

Mike G :

That dude needed a cigarette and a nap after that

Kenobihimura :

He just goonin

leo_the_maltipoo_pup :

It’s like confetti 🎉

J.💯 :

🫧 :

Brother just gave birth to the whole city

Ochre :

So anyways I just started blasting

Jae :

one birth and it's a whole generation

Son😭 :

He was not lying

SuzieStevick :

oooof the college tuition payments!

Mozes Black :

Bro sneezing out babies

Nick :

everyone is the winner

inat.38🦖🎾🍺 :

Hol on wait if they give birth try to millions of baby seahorses why it’s hard to find them 🤔

𝕆ℕ1𝕄 :

рождается вон сколько а в море не разу не увидел

Womp :

Low-key forgot seahorses existed

user5125049142096 :

It should’ve been this way from the beginning

luna :

That’s a lot of children

heheheha :

yk what i forgot seahorses exist. i love these little dudes

JJ326K :

But it’s a problem when I do it

AllyKat 5678 :

For those who don’t know the process here. The male fertilizes the eggs in the female, and then the female transfers the eggs into the male, then the male takes care of everything after that. 😁