@funstories.newacct: I caught my boyfriend rehearsing his "It's Not You, It's Me" breakup speech in the mirror-fake tears, dramatic sighs, the whole performance. Then I checked his phone. A video titled "Breaking Up With a Needy One." I said nothing. I waited until dinner. I let him finish his little speech. Then I pulled out my phone, hit play, and let his video fill the room. He went pale. #reddit #redditdrama #storytime #satisfyingvideos #foryou