and if someone says is a hybrid, the bartender sighs more annoyed and takes out a BIGGER book.
2025-10-24 22:06:47
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BluePlazmaArt :
"I'm not an elf I'm tiefling"
"You don't have horns"
"I saw them off"
"Your skin is peached colored, like mine"
"It's a rare color for us tieflings"
"where's your tail?"
"I'm an amputee"
2025-10-25 04:36:04
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BNight93 :
"Tiefling, 19"
Bartender: Come back in a year.
2025-10-24 21:46:58
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worldbreaker725 :
It would be an amusing concept, but then somebody would have to sit down.And actually write out the lore of every species and their appropriate drinking age.Hell, i'm pretty positive dwarves are bottle fed booze.
2025-10-24 22:50:43
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Frankie :
I like it for the humor. However, in medieval times, they would serve anyone that has the coin. As it should be.
2025-10-24 21:13:15
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AfriQuark :
This implies that there are enforceable laws and hence a prison. You can get sent to the dungeon for underaged drinking
2025-10-25 01:36:15
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Crypticarchivist :
The book itself is considered a legendary tome just for the fact it has the name and traits of literary every species that can purchase alcohol. Adventurers going to distant lands have traveled to reference it before leaving. “… Mushroom people, really!? … 3 MONTHS!?!”
2025-10-25 03:04:53
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✝️ Ziętuś ✝️ :
and he rolls out a blackboard if it's a hybrid so he can apply the percentages of their races to a "hybrid age of adulthood" formula
2025-10-25 12:02:33
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Sinkrat2019 :
I’m surprised orc isn’t 1
2025-10-24 23:49:21
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Jared Atlas :
You just KNOW this channel inspires so many D&D sessions!! 😂😂😎
2025-10-25 15:57:59
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Shawn p :
so is the book in alphabetical order or numerical order
2025-10-26 01:01:28
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☆٩(˃̶͈̀Rui˂̶͈́)و☆ :
“My dad was a Minotaur and my mom was a mermaid and I got the human half of both—“
2025-12-02 22:55:54
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Kofie :
Oh, that’s just brilliant 🤣😂👌🏾
2025-10-24 21:25:30
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garry :
That would be the perfect character creation menu
2025-10-25 06:59:39
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♤K!RA♧ :
I don’t think the elf is old enough to
2025-11-08 01:37:25
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Brooke :
my DM actually did this and it was hilarious
2025-11-19 19:10:27
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decemberfame :
Pffft that is hilarious because “adulthood” is different for every species
2025-10-25 12:55:28
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LegoBoy0310 :
“Race and age?”
“Dwarf, 2 months—“
-Bartender proceeds to slam the book closed, grabbing a humongous tankard and filling it to the brim with the strongest available to purchase-
2025-10-29 06:11:58
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NCART_passenger :
not just drinking age but drinking laws. like do elves and dwarves have different legal limits? are some of the rowdier races allowed to drink in groups of three or more?
2025-10-26 23:15:52
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Tav 🇨🇦 :
My players recently questioned the bartenders why he served ale to a very obviously underage kenku, I then reminded the players that 2 sessions ago he said his 5-6 year old kid is allowed to have a sip of ale every now and then, hes not very concerned with how old the people buying it are if they have the money
2025-10-25 00:19:52
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xXSnake_GodXx :
Deadass my dnd group had a discussion about this and it is now a usable spell for our warlock
2025-10-25 01:19:23
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PlanItPlanetYT Cat :
just have magic mugs you can't drink from till your that age
2025-10-30 17:09:51
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just me :
in my campaign once we entered a tavern and in the end we all became drunk like a Barrel cider that the dm just started calling it a pub for the whole time
2025-10-24 23:18:24
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McLloyd :
And then he argues with an ice elf because they don’t age the same as dark elves
2025-10-25 17:46:15
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