Drew Ibn Yabo 🇳🇬 :
Pleease, let’s address small matter, Ghana English dey learn work from ours. Because how you go call church “chech” God “Gad” and pastor “pasta” My brother, are you playing? this is not pronunciation again this is culinary ministry 😂 We love our Ghana brothers, but abeg let’s respect linguistic seniority. Naija English no be dialect, na international energy with local swagger. So, please, just leave us, our DNA is built by ancestors, fueled by garri, and software-updated by adversity. We are not regular humans we are spiritually Wi-Fi enabled, culturally fortified, and academically unpredictable. As Nigerians, we just Dey our Dey, please permit us to exist in our natural habitat of premium chaos and distinguished brilliance. Nigeria is not a country, it is a post-doctoral program in Advanced Survival Engineering & Socio-Emotional Endurance, approved by Heaven and invigilated by destiny. Harvard? Oxford? MIT? Great institutions clap for them. But Naija? Nigeria is the final level of human evolution coursework. You no fit enrol you must be born into it, and even then, graduation no guaranteed. Sometimes NEPA go take light during the ceremony and your certificate go enter “pending mode.” Our DNA? Not regular. It comes factory-fitted with:
PhD in converting stress into premium cruise.
MSc in spotting nonsense from 10km away.
BSc in strategic hustle & spiritual Wi-Fi
Minor in minding our business, major in survival logistics…. Free us! 😂 😂
2025-11-04 13:45:11