@jackbgreenberg: what is he even dressed as ?

sarvum :

Yeah can I get an angel shot

#26836 best bubba main :

and he's dress as either an obscure fictional character or person from history

Caroline Cianci :

"all the popular kids loved christmas"

Topi :

I guess bro💔

Chanel♱ :

Get this man writing Riverdale episodes ASAP

shauna shipman’s lawyer :

Talking about high school and popular kids whole time he’s 35

Emil Veilbæk80 :

It’s just a skit… it’s just a skit

Maxypoo :

Every post is so brutal bro how does he do it

Roli Tegze :

Honestly this is the level of writing on Stranger Things

mikey :

brian griffin irl

jordanyoungfever :

INSUFFERABLE 😭

Pure nonsense🏳️‍🌈🦋🦉 :

It's the way he just monologues to you. it's so damn accurate and scary

seb_for :

wren🏳️‍⚧️🍉 :

you get trapped between this guy and the dude who wore a plain white t-shirt with the word “costume” sharpied on, wyd??

danilyle :

Hamilton

bugjoos2 :

He’s a popular loner

Casey 🦇 :

This is why I don’t leave the house

Leo da Lion :

……. Lowkey the end of this monologue was going places.

lil_neapolitan_icecream :

this one gave me a physical fear response

Rob ✧ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ✧ :

you talk like this guy from fleabag

Afsar 💫 :

mepinoy :

I’m terrified.

orjanism 🍅🍌 :

you pmo bc that's exactly how they sound. content is good tho

Pamela Ross :

well I’m scared

Bonk :

Stare like this: