@ultimatebodad: Specially after $200 bucks spent on Halloween costumes! 🤣🤣 #fyp #trending #viral #foryou #foryou #relatable #halloween #costume #candy #funny #husband #humor #comedy #marriagehumor #marriedlife #marriage #wife #couple #kids

mahesh :

kids need to understand taxation at an early age

HtownDez23 :

Leo Yanogacio :

Best line in a movie.

Jaye Jonah :

I confiscate ALL Reese's no questions asked, no questions answered just cough 'em up and enjoy the rest 😉

marvingmarving :

and its not even cut with tootsie rolls... all pure.

Mr_Cruz11 :

that's about $5k worth of candy in front of him

Jayne :

I walked as security for 5 blocks, chased by a dog and cursed out by an angry old man. All mini Snickers and Kit Kats belong to me! 🤨

Dirtyburrito666 :

Before the government there is dad tax.

James Scappaticcio :

that's funny 🤣😂🤣, it's true if you take a piece of candy they get mad

Manuel Tellez :

that's right Tony

‘Bo :

“I smash a pumpkin for fun, but for a green card I gonna carve it up real nice.”

Simona P :

PERFECT execution of this sound 😂😂😂😂

OQwilz :

That's a whole stash of candy 😂 The world is yours!

FISH ON, FISH ON! :

Not a snicker bar gets collected in this neighborhood and I don’t get my cut.

LLcoolray0913 :

Laughed so hard kids woke up and caught me eating there candy

OKbldr25 :

Nose candy, chocolate candy…..the point remains the same. 🤣

ccontreras911 :

Sometimes I say I need to delete my TikTok account I spend too much time on here then I see stuff like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ok Tony Montana 😂

Silence :

mafia boss of candy😂😂😂

Casanova Steele… :

We all got to pay our taxes.

crater75 :

I brought them into this world now give me a damn Reese

LookAtWow :

I bought the costumes, did the makeup, walked you up and down the block-Im eating the fawking Reese's

MamaLT86 :

I’m the only one eating red airheads in this house.

Egghead Social :

Absolutely amazing!!! I 1000% approve this message!

tritondriver1 :

Tell Em 🤣🤣🤣

dbzpedraza2016gmail.com :

did u check for metal in ur candy 🍬 like people say 😆🤣