@obvious_plant: Not Fine Sea Salt

Just Beth 🗽 :

This is niche marketing and I am that market. 😭 I'd buy it.

NUCKINGFUTS :

this is almost as good as the anxiety wolf sword ⚔️

scarygeorge :

'nothing is fine & I'm salty about it' was right there

OneCraftyKitty :

I think what I'm actually looking for is existential dread sea salt, but full on panic finishing salt will probably work alright too.

idkmbffj0 :

This would 100% work on me 😂

Scythe Life :

Take my money. I want all of it.

Farfollow :

Some is a marketing genius.

Basil Da Chefcario 🍳 :

It’s all par for the Coarse

Lizzywizzyfoshizzy🇵🇷📚 :

Sorrows, sorrows. Prayers.

Shaggy :

Joeyrabbit :

Strangely I feel calmed by the salt acknowledging the notfineness

jaythespeaker :

It’s actually not fine

Zini :

Take my Money. (The salt of my depression)

HedgeHog41 :

well, whats the Fine Sea Salt say?

IndignantPrice :

So you say that you’re fine when you are not really fine but you know you just can’t get into it because they will never really understand.

River Danu🥄 :

I laughed now I'm sad

cookopotamus :

Obvious Plant sighting??

🤖 :

imagine if you open it and it's just one single cylinder of salt-

🧿🪬Ayevah🪬🧿 :

I would keep this forever

meabgem :

i am the target audience

Pixelex :

Of coarse I'm not fine.

Alex 🇺🇦 :

is it cheaper since it's not fine?

inxnik :

The salt from dead sea

thisisBS :

am I early? I am also not fine

~🫧sapphire🫧~ :

Not fine sea salt