@offmenuofficial: 🍑 Fruits of my labia 🍑 Joy Crookes is in the Dream Restaurant with Ed and James 🧞♂️🍽️ #offmenu #jamesacaster #edgamble #joycrookes #offmenupodcast
“make yourselves home” is genuinely so cute though
2025-11-12 18:39:43
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Alex :
James’ tongue out moment was unfortunately timed
2025-11-12 14:03:45
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ScotOfTheSouth :
I used to work with a Bosnian guy. One day he was ranting in the middle of the office about the lady from HR. He attempted ”you give her an inch and she takes a mile” but ended up declaring “you give her a finger and she wants the whole hand!” I nearly died 😂
2025-11-13 12:58:38
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Joy Crookes :
Guilty😅
2025-11-14 16:45:14
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David :
Pro-Verbs, the elite level athletes of Verbs
2025-11-14 09:56:03
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Solisalways🇬🇧 :
Ed and James dealing with Gen Z is always entertaining 😂
2025-11-12 16:33:13
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M :
Very enjoyable episode. She's a great laugh
2025-11-12 13:28:33
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what :
A client at work once said ‘don’t get your knickers in a tree about it’ which I found to be absolutely delightful.
2025-11-13 18:23:32
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Tim Bisley :
The Sopranos is great for these.
"Quasimodo predicted all of this".
2025-11-19 17:29:37
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Mark White :
my mum does "the world is your lobster"
2025-11-15 13:59:22
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ash :
haha i think it’s just a multilingual thing because more often than not different cultures and languages will have similar proverbs so when you translate them you mix them up. this happens to me all the time as well.
2025-11-13 08:26:47
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9thomasson :
my Mrs said "no flies off my nose"
2025-11-13 17:25:40
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Bloom6891 :
This book of Joyisms sounds like a bestseller!
2025-11-14 13:10:10
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The Master of None :
These seem like eggcorns
2025-11-12 21:21:53
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Shamem Ahmed :
This is amazing
2025-11-13 15:38:20
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Thingsandstuff :
Malaprops and malaphors LOVE them 😂
2025-11-12 15:48:45
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K-Lo :
6 and 2 three's is the northern version of "6 of 1 and half a dozen of the other "
2025-11-12 22:26:22
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Katie 🇬🇧🏳️🌈💚 :
Ohhhhhh adorable! Please attempt to get this published ❤
2025-11-14 15:03:27
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mcgee00 :
boondocks saints. IYKYK
2025-11-13 09:16:32
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Sarah :
Can we start a campaign to bring back Spingleaf?
2025-11-13 11:24:28
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Katie 💙🤍✨ :
Loved this episode
2025-11-13 20:14:54
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Huw Cook :
Give this episode to me on a drip! It was SOOOOO GOOOD!! Made the the flight back from Greece far less painful!
2025-11-16 10:30:14
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NickRaels :
worst case Ontario
2025-11-13 19:31:40
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Coolie Beng-Ali :
It’s a Bengali thing! I’m known for this.
2025-11-12 18:52:34
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Beka Flannigan :
my boyfriend does the same thing, but i cant say words probably ie sphere is pronounced Sofia
2025-11-14 20:08:09
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