I don't need coffee to wake up, everyone else needs me to have coffee to wake up.
2025-11-12 15:19:06
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Albert :
There’s a FAR larger percentage of people who survive the day without coffee than people who survive skydiving without a parachute, lol. Not exactly an apples to apples comparison, lol.
2025-11-12 16:45:22
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Viking lawman :
Oh i totally stealing this to use next time someone says this to me
2026-01-08 12:18:54
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ryan :
Some people drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.
2025-11-12 21:05:12
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Mess S :
you DON'T need a parachute to skydive. You need it to land. same goes for coffee. I CAN wake up but my attitude depends on my coffee
2025-12-31 22:07:40
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aly_in_california :
Girl, it’s 8:35 PM here and I am already thinking about my morning coffee. Nobody get between me and my coffee for your own good 😅
2025-12-29 04:36:29
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🐦🔥Wrex🎲🐦🔥 :
No I don't coffee to wake up I need coffee to deal with people 😂😂😂
2026-01-10 02:11:56
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Hannah FM :
I drink mango, peach, or tangerine cups to wake up.
2025-12-27 17:41:29
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MICHAL PLIS :
The Sun is better than coffee 😁
2025-12-08 11:39:19
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DVSKY :
Heard this like 20 before🥀
2025-11-18 17:54:23
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Rick C-415 :
Depends on the goal 🤣
2025-11-23 18:51:58
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Lowell Kirkland :
I drink coffee so I don't get new charges
2025-11-13 15:44:45
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Manofculture81 :
Coffee needs me to wake up 😂😂😂
2025-11-12 15:10:39
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meowamine :
2025-11-12 16:15:19
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Dre Torres :
you actually do need the parachute to skydive
2025-11-12 16:52:21
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Pool, Deadpool :
you dont need a parachute to skydive, but you do need a parachute to skydive twice
2025-11-17 16:50:53
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Eglime :
😂
2025-11-24 08:22:18
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RockWithRoss :
🖤😂
2025-11-18 00:07:09
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Tgeymann2 :
🤣🤣🤣
2025-11-12 21:46:01
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DOUG :
😝👍🤝
2025-11-15 19:48:11
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PattiM16 :
😂
2025-11-16 21:35:46
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LazyPetandHome :
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-11-14 12:07:16
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