@girthmasterr1: This is why you can’t eat at everybody’s house #girthtok

andreadelangel77 :

Yoo that’s low key assault

MenAreFragile :

And girth never touched another hand after this confession, I can’t blame you.

Jillian :

that is unacceptable... can we take a moment to appreciate this man's bathroom accessories, the unopened toothbrushes, the box of flintts mints, very thoughtful, very demure.

Algernonᖭི༏ᖫྀ :

sometimes I feel like we took anti-bullying too far cus *what*

Taylor | Mom | Axe 🪓 thrower :

That’s….. a felony……… brb gunna be sick now.

boredscrolling21324 :

I had to look up what this means. I’m getting too old lol

Hann ♡ :

Oh… oh no

Ashley's Chaos Reading :

This is why we can't have nice thing's 🙄🙄

Leslie Garcia Martin :

What’s gooning? I don’t want to look it up. My phone will undoubtedly bring it up again.

mcocoaloco :

Tylee :

You couldn’t water board this info out of me.

DrJosh :

He's a person. Not some toy. 😭

joyouslovely :

I was certain gooning didn't mean what I thought it meant...I was wrong

💞Sara💞 :

royal_milk_tea :

Please carry hand sanitizer with you everywhere omg

Ash :

I'd wash everything just in case

Amanda :

that is foul.

lila._. :

bro I DIED at th3 dawn power wash 😭

Tye :

DilaO🇦🇱 :

I’m to old to learn a new word 😳

TheLadyDothPersist🚫🤴 :

That’s why I don’t shake hands🥺

Finch | Twitch Partner :

I’m so early what did I do to deserve this. 😭

mementoxmorii :

The spray dawn is frying me

Prince :

This is literally why the band Ghost doesn't do meet and greets anymore.