@jackbgreenberg: he’s subletting for 1 week btw

Caroline Cianci :

bro definitely just moved his desk into a different corner and called it feng shui

Mary :

Likes feng shui yet owns cacti 💔💔💔💔

PervrtWhoDontTakeNoForAnAnswer :

Do u mind if I break ur blender

Stokes :

12-5 delivery window is diabolical 😂😂

adam king :

the cactus one makes slight sense id be lowk annoyed

Godfried :

Cactus one was valid

j.acksonshaw :

12-5AM by the way

pennycenturyyy :

i had a roommate rearrange my room before, that actually happened lol 😳

Andrew Coble :

Would have absolutely no issue staying in my room while a roommates friends were there

benimaru7th0 :

The ground beef one lowkey made me upset

Jelte_Hoesboes :

literally the first sentence made my blood boil

Sauti Reese 🧬 :

the cactus thing is valid

🖤 :

Bros cute

Stelios? :

Sometimes the fact that your super accurate scares me

AidenButt :

cactus one is the only one that i would understand

Darien :

Get him in touch with a consultant PLEASE

transmanari :

So glad I never have to have roommates again 😂

Caroline Cianci :

he's for sure filming a "will it blend" video with the blender

JAY AVALON :

You look like if I didn’t know your name was Jack I would think it was Jack

timothyj.drake :

Painfully early yet again !

joanofwaystar :

U have the same cadence as marnie from girls

Trace Guzmán :

Wow this was a good one

uvis10atmyhouse :

hey its beckett again 🌹

J :