Ross Matzen
Region: US
Friday 14 November 2025 01:17:05 GMT
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Nick dubb :
My coworker says, “I wouldn't p*ss in his a** if his guts were on fire” 💔
2025-11-17 15:13:20
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Elijsah 🍗 :
Coach once told my teammate he was standing up like an ironing board in a closet
2025-11-14 03:59:05
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Granitos The Hyksos :
A lot of these are pretty good ngl
2025-11-14 02:42:52
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Napalm Strike :
My boss once described a former employ as “His dog teaches him new tricks”
2025-11-16 04:15:25
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wastedspacehead :
i thought i was gonna hear a bunch of made up ones but im pretty sure ive heard old folk say all of these before lmao
2025-11-14 11:17:33
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General Barkov’s greying hair :
My dad always says “drier than a popcorn fart”
2025-11-14 20:56:36
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Nick :
the last one cooked me 💀
2025-11-14 12:10:21
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house_full_of_crazy :
one of my favorite, "You're so dumb you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions where on thr heel."
2025-11-15 06:06:56
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⚛️aiden🎸 :
governenament
2025-11-15 15:13:13
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No.1 Shenzi Fan :
Another rain is a crazy music choice😭
2025-11-14 11:15:16
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attackontylin! :
Some of these are bangers ngl😭
2025-11-17 18:46:10
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Jack :
Missouri gotta be the worst state it made you like this. water must be worse than flint michigan
2025-11-14 12:51:57
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George Morales :
i alr no this vid finna be a good one
2025-11-14 01:30:45
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LeMonke :
you are hilarious 😂
2025-11-14 01:49:02
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worstbiscuit :
I work in a nursing home and Ive heard a few of these haha
2025-11-15 01:47:26
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lhic :
I think I've used half of these
2025-11-17 12:00:56
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NICNAC :
I'm using the hair on fire one
2025-11-17 22:29:08
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ᑕᒪᗩIᖇE :
my whole family says the first one i’m NOT joking if u want proof i have it 🙏
2025-11-15 04:54:50
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bnod726 :
My grandad actually said the first one 😭
2025-11-26 16:09:00
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swamp.myco :
Bro threw in the classic at the end
2025-11-25 04:34:25
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strawberrybananasaturday :
I can’t stop laughing at the first one
2025-12-24 06:19:21
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stephanienebulous :
I can’t repeat the things that my grandma used to say.
2025-11-18 21:09:00
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Oh... yeah :
GOVERNANENT
2025-11-18 01:33:52
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Isabella ☾ :
I want to watch the rest of these but I’m still cacking at the first one and I can’t hear 😆
2025-11-18 00:11:45
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