@turntineforwhat: please let me talk about the weather 😭

azure.visual.art :

“What’s your favorite conspiracy theory” has taken me pretty far

Therapy telekinesis :

“So… have you considered how we are stuck in a nihilistic loop because late stage capitalism has made it impossible for anything to matter since the American dream is basically unattainable?”

🍓 :

"so what's ur relationship w ur parents look like haha" LIKE IDK we both can hate it and still engage in it peacefully

Tabata’s Strongest Soldier :

Nah we going right to twitter likes

Vee 🫧🪼🥭🫐🪅 :

Yes I don’t want to rot in a coffin wby

sweatymollsack :

“Do you believe in god?”

Krislon :

I literally had this conversation with aquaintence coworkers recently. I think they like me.

Naima Lei :

this is just frying me.

𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕 :

“who’s your LEAST favorite celebrity and why?” works wonders for me

Laur :

“So do you believe in god”

elbee :

I’m newly aware of small talk because it usually turns into an actual conversation for me so then it’s not😭😭😭

arielle.view :

Finally reached socially-awkward tok

Shake :

Damn this is a good one Fr. I was thinking, what’s your thoughts on our current president blowing one of our past presidents?

cArTeR♣️ :

“17min drive to save your kidnapped significant other and your kids…you listening to music?”

Jo :

The weather is INTERESTING

Afrotistic :

unironically that could start a great conversation

TreyTrack :

Austin :

I do prefer this, actually

flowerbabyx :

CRYING

Jordan Knox :

What’re your intentions with my ashes??🤨

May :

I love small talk, I don't really want to get to know someone that deeply if I'm just meeting them randomly

Kindle📚 :

Nope I want to be composted. Cremation uses lots of resources and I want to be kind to the environment even in my death. Plus my family members can take my death dirt and use it to plant a tree or something cool.

Branddoonn :

dj :

No but this is genuinely 10x better than small talk like just say the most random combo of words and I’m in

24.5 yr old young square. 🇨🇩 :

LOLL