@thejasmatas: WELL IF IT AINT CAPTAIN AUSTISM?!!??!!??!

humblebees_ :

at least you're a captain

TheDonOfNeverland :

*salute* Capn'! What be our Heading?

Metro(ll) :

wait how did u react 😭 that was lowkey funny

DusFowlLovesYou 🇵🇸 :

O captain my captain

Jordan :

Side note, adore your tattoo.

Fastshooter45 :

It’s okay twin bartenders just jealous of your aura ✌️

Ridge :

Oh captain my captain, I too need to get screened one of these days🫡💀

Bruhamut :

certainly peer reviewed tho

Ben Whetsell :

I AMMM A SURGEONNNNN, I AMMM DA CAPTAIIIIIIN

Hkp :

tamsineden :

You just described what my wife used to do when we lived above a brewery. Except she would bring a bowl of cereal with her.

bob :

congrats on your promotion to cpt

alex :

I was rolling

Vol :

There are so many things happening in my brain with this lol The intro line, instantly made me think of Need You Now. When you started listing things you do as question, after the autism one I fully expected a "Should I be? Possibly/Probably" 😂 And lastly it may just be me but you look a LOT like Georgie, another creator on here

mrpiggyv :

He saw the dots and just wanted to make a connection 😂

️ :

yo this you?

TheLeech :

I would empty the oceans with a spork for this woman to be my friend

Diego 💥 :

At least you live up to the name

Prof. Pasta :

Ahoy Captain 🫡

Is A Me Xander :

My dear lady you are to cute, love the energy

johnvianney309 :

wat

KYMC :

this is low-key cute tho xD

Kalven :

Bring them this video and you probably could be 🙏

Cigarette Eater :

"captain autism was my father"

Lilin :

omg i love this sm, bc this is so me