@jamynon: I think the current stat sheet of how many men I have attracted in comparison to girls is like 15:4. I’m not a homophobic guy or anything but come on bro 😢 #femboy #storytime #storytelling #yapsession

Fuh :

A true warrior is not intimidated by others swords

Coolnickname :

“My lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy”💔

Revii :

This highkey SA😭✌

Springontiktok :

bro passed on actual gold

Hunter Innes :

fumble of the century😭🙏

khy_slightly_nonchalant :

A series of unfortunate events you say

V :

unc what could you POSSIBLY be talking about for 5 minutes

Dijon Mustard :

Foreshadowing

lur.quar :

schizaphrenia_ :

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

Aiden🏈🥊 :

I was sitting right next to my dad

Mrs. Zucchini :

“A series of unfortunate events”

Gogeta :

how bro be lookin at His Phone at 2:00am

mrwomanstealer :

yeah my bad bro

tuckerbooty :

“Some people die of thirst whilst others drown”

sigma :

it's it's not fair it should've been me

luh kïzzy :

Julio what the fuck is the plot man

Grapefruit :

and you ain't ask for more?

Dzoni🪽 :

God be blessing the wrong people with divine powers✌

516waltz :

why are we complaining???

Thelectrifyer :

just cause your duo has a bigger sword, doesn't mean he can wield it to it's full potential

Berdstache :

🦞 :

a series of unfortunate events, huh?

Dex💫 :

Actually js threw away diamonds

Kuiper🚸✂️ :

how does one even get into this situation 😭😭😭