@noodlewinter: You could say he’s a shower… not a grower 🫢💯 #noodletok #cactus #gardentiktok

Dude :

Coctus 🌵

pwiz :

My cactus just gives me the middle finger

patrizzles :

damn he even got that upward curve

Barbatoes :

IF ONLY CACTUSES AREN'T SPIKEY

Dom :

Cactdih

L ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ :

genuinely feel bad for his gf …

chasesmith :

grey sweatpants + this

wyomite :

The forbidden fruit.

Dude Labowskee :

JR Crooke :

Rise :

The cactus she told you not to worry about

stillasleepallday :

The guy she tells you not to worry about

ImmortalSnail 🐌 🇨🇦ᖭི༏ᖫྀ :

Jeff :

money ga :

the cactus trying to impress your mom🥀🥀🥀🥀

Gigglefart🫶🏼 :

that would HURT, but oh well!

¥0𝐔Я §¡$♱3ʀ"Ṩ Ьθᛉғř!3Ид :

These comments are frying me

Stephanie 🪷 :

I know what y'all thinking, and NO

randyhammond115 :

he's just a friend 😳

*Hůħ* :

That’s longer than his- oh shit, sorry Shaq

Tsukimiichi :

ꑭ Козак ꑭ :

That’s not a cactus, that’s a dihctus

julie villagrana :

este está en mi casa y siempre pienso eso😭

KJ :

Well aloe there