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Zavior Phillips :

To be fair, scorpios SHOULDN’T vote

Certified Library User :

I forget who called it space racism but I think about that often lol

Ziggy :

Hold up let him cook. Because being a Gemini man is the toughest battle. I’ve been judged more for being a Gemini than being black.

Flashinthepans :

At least you’re not a Pisces man. 😬

Trystan Waldron 🍻 :

Yo?! Im a Scorpio, why yall hating?

Dayana Barrientos :

As an Aquarius woman, I have big takes on why lots of MEN don’t like astrology 😂

kelseyouinhell :

Not this comment section 100% proving him right 🤣

📼👁️Oxyclean 📻📺 :

someone once told me i was “the most Leo Leo to have ever Leo’d” and that HURT. i mean i am a theater kid so they’re not wrong

trqlj47 :

“I know what Martin Luther King said, but…” did NOT know where that was going 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

Kiera :

i actually won’t let my daughter date a gemini, that’s so real

Kay ❤️‍🔥 :

“Hahahah” - an astrologer

Rebecca Goodner :

As a Feb Aquarius.. she ain’t wrong about us. 🤣

Max⁹⁷ :

To be fair… Scorpios don’t need to be making ANY vital decisions that affect others. -Capricorn

Suze_Dubie :

Astrology hates you for your birthday and what the sky looked like when you were born

pyro761 :

samox2 :

I don’t believe in astrology but it says Taurus’ are stubborn. I am a Taurus, I can confirm they’re kinda right.

Zavior Phillips :

This is probably one of my most valid takes tbh

Katiepie :

my partner calls it space racism for a reason

HiddenSummer :

Astrology is meant to be fun, there’s so many good things for each sign. If you heavily focus on the bad of ANY sign you can throw them out and it makes it no longer fun :(

ChaoticClarissa :

The way I had a professor look at me sideways bc I said I was a Gemini 😩

avalisette :

finally an anti astrology take that’s ACTUALLY funny💀

Napkin :

Was literally typing “never trust an Aquarius man”

carmen li :

You’re iconic, I’ll let it slide that you’re an Aquarius

Rae Things ❤️ :

I once heard someone call it space racism